Hi come on in, don’t be afraid. We keep the lights this low so that everyone will look good. Have a seat on the couch, we saved it just for you. Have a drink, let you hair down and relax.

It has come to our attention, that less and less people are finding each other in the traditional ritual mating establishments. The chatroom is slowly sending the night-club bar scene the way of the vinyl record and the dial telephone.

As these Mecca’s of the big-haired, gold chained set fade away, so will the basic language of these communities, the pick up line.

In an effort to preserve this endangered language, The Zamgwar Institute has created this repository, so future generations may have a chance to get lucky.

We named the page after Sleazy Eddie Rizzo over in our Department of Mixology. We didn’t name him Sleazy, his parents did.

Oren, in our mailroom said this month's contributions were overflowing the mailbag, we ask the many of you who sent us relics, to be patient. The newest pick-up lines came in a plain brown wrapper from Looney1o1,Ffit W and paintfool 98 of points unknown.

If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put you and I together.

My mommy doesn't love me. Can You?


Help! There must be something wrong with my eyes, I cant get them off of you.

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The Pick-up line museum

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock

If I told you that you had a good body, would you hold it against me?

You were in my dream last night, and if you don’t own a black teddie, you should, cause you looked great in it!

Since you first walked into the room, I've had an overwhelming urge to try out our interlocking parts


Are those space pants you’re wearing?


Cause they make you look out of this world!



I would walk a thousand miles to see your smile but i would walk even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Your father must be a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes


I guess you're not going to heaven.... cause it's a sin to look that good.

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?

If you you need a seat, I have a face.



Wanna get together for some Pizza and Sex?

No? What's the matter, don't like pizza?

We have something in common,
We both know how good looking I am.


If I had a grain of sand for every time I thought of you, I could walk the beaches forever.

Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day.


Do you believe in love at first sight?
or do I have to walk by a few more times


That is a very nice dress, but it'll look better on my bedroom floor.

My name is Milk, and I can do your body good.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can easily see myself in them.

Excuse me, but I believe you've accidentally taken my breath away

You're so fine I'd plant you and have a whole field of you

How do you like your eggs, poached, fried or fertilized?

Wanna go halvsies on a baby?

I lost my phone number. May I have yours?

Help us preserve the fading art of the pick-up. If you should hear what maybe a pick-up line, e-mail it to us immediately. Our Office of Antiquities will take immediate steps to ensure it's safety.

This place gives me the creeps, get me back to
Zamgwar's Cyber Stop