In the beginning, there was Jason. And He was good...

1. Thou shalt not hesitate to watch His movies.

2. Thou shalt have lovely Isaacs dreams as often as possible.

3. Thou shalt watch Him "drop trou" in Dragonheart at least 10 times every morning.

4. Thou shalt not forget to repeat number 3 in the afternoon and before bedtime.

5. Thou shalt not leave home without thy credit card.

6. Thou shalt not stiff thee local dragon slayer or thou shall be punished.

7. Thou shalt boo and hiss at Sam Neil and Elizabeth Gracen for murdering the Lord thy God (and any other Foe who murders thy God in future films).

8. Thou shalt not look at Him whilst He is making seedy deals with Sean Pertwee.
Click here to find out what HE will say if you do!!!

9. Thou shalt not enter deep space with a chip on thy shoulder.

10. Thou shalt not laugh at the Gloomy Gus in the corner. It ticked him off in Event Horizon!!

He reserves the right to adapt or change any or all of these commandments at any time without notice!!

If you fail to follow these Isaacments you will be sent to the Colonel's Torture Chamber

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for all the help!!