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The following verse is touching and right on target. Kids see everything ... watch your backs!

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
Don't flush the john when your dad is in the shower.
Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when
your parents are doing taxes.
When your dad is mad and asks, "Do I look stupid?!?!", don't answer him.
Never tell your mother her diet isn't working.
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Never try to baptize a cat.
Never spit when on a roller coaster.
Never do pranks at a police station.
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
No matter how good an idea it seems,
do not short-sheet your parents bed.
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Forget the cake, go for the icing.
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MOM'S
PRAYER
Author unknown
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my sanity to keep.
For if some peace I do not find,
I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind.
I pray I find a little quiet
Far from the daily family riot
May I lie back--not have to think
about what they're stuffing down the sink,
or who they're with, or where they're at
and what they're doing to the cat.
I pray for time all to myself
(did something just fall off a shelf?)
To cuddle in my nice, soft bed
(Oh no, another goldfish--dead!)
Some silent moments for goodness sake
(Did I just hear a window break?)
And that I need not cook or clean--
(well heck, I've got the right to dream)
Yes now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my wits about me keep,
But as I look around I know--
I must have lost them long ago!

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