KNOCK KNOCK JOKE PAGE
Why do milkimg stools only have three legs?
Ans: Because the cow has the udder.
Why are turkey's greedy?
Ans: Because they are always gobbling.
Whats's a bird's favorite T.V. program?
Ans: The feather report.
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Ans: Hold their nose.
What is white, black and red?
Ans: A zebra with a sun tan.
Mr No No was on hiking trip. He asked the motel owner,
"Does the snow always come through the roof like this?"
The owner replied, No, Only when it snows!
Why did the Sparky open her purse outside when the moon was full?
Ans: She heard that these was going to be some change in the weather.
What did the dime say to the nickle?
Ans: I got more cents than you.
Why did the Hard Luck Harry throw water on the computer's keyboard?
Ans: He wanted to surf the Internet.
Why did the car stop in the middle of the road?
Ans: Because it was wheely wheely tired.
A sign in a Texas restrauant reads:
Remember the A'la mode with your pie.
Why cann't you starve in a desert?
Ans: Because all the sand-wich is there.
What did Delaware when Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey?
Ans: I don't know, Alaska.
What do you call the first person into the bath tub?
Ans: The ring leader
Why would opera singers make good sailors?
Ans: They know how to handle the high C's
What do Polar Bears get from sitting on the ice to long?
Ans: Polaroids
What do you get when you put a light blub in a suit of armor?
Ans: A night light
What are the laziest coins?
Ans: Sleeping quarters
Why do elephants never get rich?
Ans: They work for peanuts
What would you get if you crossed a stero with a refrigerator?
Ans: Very cool music
Many thanks to all the kids and adults that have sent in jokes and knock knock jokes.There is now a
please keep the jokes coming and I will add more pages.
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