Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

King Kong.

King Kongs Who?

King Kongs now part of China.

       Summitted by: Jimmy from New York

   

Knock, Knock

Who's there

Gimmie a break

Gimmie a break who?

Gimmie a break of your Kit Cat Bar!

Knock, Knock

Who's there

Icee

Icee who?

I see you.

Knock, Knock

Who's there.

Olive

Olive who?

I love you.

Knock, knock

Who's there.

Juan

Juan who?

Juan one more bite and I am leaving.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Sandy.

Sandy who?

Sandy doctor--quick!!!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Barry.

Barry who?

Barry sorry I ate that egg sandwich special!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Moira.

Moria who?

Moria you eat, the sicker you get.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sue

Sue who?

Sue prize!


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