A little about me: I am a minatare New Zealand albino rabbit.  My fur is white, soft and fluffy. I have a puffy tail that looks like a cotton ball.  Yaa Yaa feeds me a special diet of rabbit pellets and carrots and fresh fruits.  She does not feed me lettuce. Every once in a while she brings me home apple twigs to chew on.  I live in a hutch made out of wood and metal. I like it when I am in Yaa Yaa's house, as I run from room to room, then I hide from her.  She always finds me.  In the winter time she brings me inside the house to live where I stay nice and warm.

TRIBUTE TO MARSHMELLOW

MARSHMELLOW WAS BORN DECEMBER 10, 1996

HE WENT TO RABBIT HEAVEN MAY 22, 2001

HE WAS MY TRAVELING COMPANION, MY JOY, MY CLOWN FRIEND.

HE WILL BE REMEMBERED BY ALL HIS LITTLE FRIENDS, THE KIDS

ALL OVER NEW YORK  STATE WHO LOVED HIM.

I AM GOING TO LEAVE THE RABBIT JOKES ON THIS PAGE FOR ALL TO ENJOY.

Here are some rabbit jokes for you to enjoy.

Q.  What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?

A.    A funny bunny.

Q.    What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A.     A dumb bunny.

Q.     What kind of books does a rabbit read?

A.      The ones with a hoppy ending.

Q.  What do bunnies sing on their birthday?

A.  Hoppy Birthday to you, you, you, you, you, you, you

Q.   How do rabbits party?

A.   They eat carrots and do the bunny hop

Q     What does a girl bunny without a bunny boy friend say?

A.     I must be having a bad hare day

Q.   Can you guess what I use to travel to work?

A.   Rabbit Transit

Q.   Do you know what I would be if Ididn't work with YaaYaa?

A.   Dinner

Q.   What do rabbit pilots fly?

A.    Hare Planes

Q.   Do you know what I use to keep may coat looking good?

A.   Hare Spray

Q.   How do you sneak up on a unique rabbit?

A.   You unique up on him

Q.  How do you sneak up on a tame rabbit?

A.  Tame way

Q.   If I lost my soft  fluffy tail, where would I go to get a new one?

A.   At a retail store

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MARSHMELLOW