Werewolf Jokes

Q: Mommy, why do all the other Kids call me a Werewolf? A: Stop talking and brush your face! Q: What gift did the werewolf parents give to their son? A: A comb ! Q: What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine ? A: He became a wash and werewolf ! Q: What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic ? A: His bark was worse than his bite ! Q: Who are some of the werewolves cousins ? A: The whatwolves and whenwolves ! Q: Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema ? A: Anywhere he wants to ! Q: What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog ? A: A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road ! Q: How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge ? A: The paw prints in the butter ! Q: How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge ? A: Two pairs of paw prints in the butter ! Q: What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning ? A: You had some party the night before ! Q: How do you stop a werewolf chasing you ? A: Throw a stick and say fetch ! Q: What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf ? A: A creature with an all over perm ! Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ? A: He got ticks ! Q: Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail ? A: It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you ! Q: Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted ? A: Because they always give snappy answers ! Q: Why did the parents call their child "Camera" ? A: Because they were always snapping ! Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on ? A: A wear-wolf ! Q: What do you call a hairy beast that is lost ? A: A where-wolf ! Q: What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep ? A: You have to get a new sheep ! Q: What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass ? A: A werewolf with hiccups ! Q: What do you call an extinct hairy beast ? A: A were-wolf ! Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf's teeth? A: CRAZY!!!!! Q: What kind of monster is washing machine safe? A: A wash and wear wolf