Okay, people, listen up! I've had my beady little eyes peeled for Disney attraction scripts on the web for a long time now. And what a mess! I haven't seen stuff scattered around so much since I accidentally on purpose turned the leaf blower on Zazu while he was sorting those expensive old Disney documents. Hey, it wasn't my fault. I live in a tree. A leaf blower works better than a vacuum cleaner. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, the attraction scripts. I've done you all a big favor by putting links to as many scripts as I could find right here on this page. I even typed up some of them myself. Ain't I a mensch? There are several excellent attraction script sites that are, unfortunately, no longer in existence. These include Dennis Caswell's Spielburg and Jason Snyder's Toad Hall. The scripts from these sites might have disappeared forever if not for Google and the Internet Archive. I was able to salvage the script pages from these sites, and have put them on my own AOL webspace to preserve them. Craig Wingerson's Walt Disney World Song Archive is also unavailable, so I've linked to Internet Archive pages. My sincere thanks to the webmasters who originally transcribed these scripts and lyrics. Please note that, in the case of the Bertino Disney Archives, the scripts are in a file format that can be read with Wordpad or Word. In situations where an attraction has no spoken lines, I've adopted the old adage that a picture is worth a thousand words, and I've linked to virtual photo tours. If you know of any good attraction script pages that I don't have here, just drop by my penthouse nest in the Swiss Family Treehouse. But only if you happen to be a gorgeous single babe with very bad eyesight and a lousy sense of smell. Now go read some scripts, and don't say I never gave you anything.

Disneyland
Main Entrance
1958 Tour of Disneyland with Walt & Jiminy Cricket
Ticket Booth Announcement 1972 / 1974
Main Street
Disneyland Railroad 1974, 1976, 2001
Disneyland Railroad (Critter Country Version)
Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln (World's Fair Version)
Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln (Extinct Disneyland Version)
Lion King Celebration Parade (Wordpad) (Extinct Attraction)
Main Street Electrical Parade (Old Version)
Mulan Parade (Extinct Attraction)
Swift's Market House 1890s Party Line Telephone - 1974 & 2001
The Walt Disney Story Virtual Tour
The Walt Disney Story Original Film Presentation (Extinct Version)
The Walt Disney Story 1984 Revised Film Presentation
Adventureland
Enchanted Tiki Room Preshow (Google Cached Page)
Enchanted Tiki Room Main Show
Indiana Jones Adventure
Jungle Cruise
Swiss Family Treehouse Virtual Tour (Extinct Attraction)
Tarzan's Treehouse Photo Tour
New Orleans Square
Club 33 Virtual Tour
Haunted Mansion
Haunted Mansion Holiday
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pirates Arcade Museum, Featuring Fortune Red
Frontierland
Billy Hill & the Hillbillies at the Golden Horseshoe
Fantasmic!
Hunchback of Notre Dame: Festival of Fools (Extinct Attraction)
Mark Twain
Mike Fink Keelboats Virtual Tour (Extinct Attraction)
Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland (Extinct Attraction)
Tom Sawyer Island Virtual Tour
Critter Country
Country Bear Jamboree (Extinct Attraction)
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (A virtual visit)
Splash Mountain
Fantasyland
Believe ... There's Magic in the Stars
Fantasy in the Sky
It's a Small World
Mad Tea Party (Not a script, but very funny!)
Skyway Virtual Ride (Extinct Attraction)
Sleeping Beauty Diorama Photo Tour
The Spirit of Pocahontas (Extinct Attraction)
Storybook Land Canal Boats
Mickey's Toontown
Gadget's Go-Coaster Virtual Tour
Tomorrowland
Adventure Thru Inner Space (Extinct Attraction)
America the Beautiful (Extinct Attraction)
America Sings (Extinct Attraction)
Autopia 2000 Virtual Tour
Captain Eo (Wordpad) (Extinct Attraction)
Circlevision Exit Lobby Character Phones (Extinct Attraction)
Flight to the Moon (Google Cached Page) (Extinct Attraction)
GE's Carousel of Progress (Google Cached Page) (Extinct Attraction)
Honey, I Shrunk the Audience
Mission to Mars (Extinct Attraction)
Monorail - Disneyland-Alweg (Google Cached Page) (Old Version)
Monorail 1976 - Disneyland-Alweg Mark III
Monorail 1994 (Wordpad)
Monorail 1996 (Wordpad)
Monorail 1997 (Wordpad)
Monorail 2001 - Mark V
Monsanto's House of the Future (Extinct Attraction)
PeopleMover 1967 (Extinct Attraction)
PeopleMover 1974 & 1976 (Extinct Attraction)
PeopleMover 1994 (Extinct Attraction)
Space Mountain Preview Corner 1976
Space Mountain (Wordpad)
Star Tours
Submarine Voyage (Google Cached Page) (Extinct Attraction)

Disney's California Adventure
Grizzly Peak Recreation Area
Grizzly River Run Virtual Tour (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Redwood Creek Challenge Trail Virtual Tour (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Hollywood Pictures Backlot
Twilight Zone Tower of Terror (A very entertaining, fictionally enhanced walk-through) (Internet Archive Cached Page)

Disneyland Paris
Frontierland
Phantom Manor
Discoveryland
Space Mountain

Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom
Main Street USA
Mickey Mania Parade (Wordpad) (Extinct Attraction)
Adventureland
Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management
Tropical Serenade-Jose's Entrance Spiel (Extinct Attraction)
Enchanted Tiki Room Tropical Serenade (Extinct Attraction) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Jungle Cruise (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Pirates of the Caribbean (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Frontierland
Country Bear Jamboree (Wordpad)
Country Bear Vacation Hoedown (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Country Bear Christmas Special (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Fort Wilderness Railroad (Extinct Campground Attraction)
Liberty Square
Hall of Presidents 1971-1993 (Extinct Version)
Hall of Presidents 1993-2001 (Extinct Version)
Haunted Mansion
Fantasyland
Cinderella's Golden Carrousel Song List (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Legend of the Lion King (Extinct Attraction)
Mad Tea Party Song List (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Mickey Mouse Revue Preshow (Extinct Attraction)
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (Extinct Attraction)
Skyway Virtual Ride (Extinct Attraction)
Storytime with Belle (Basic plot outline. Dialogue will vary at each performance.)
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (Extinct Attraction)
Tomorrowland
Alien Encounter (Extinct Attraction)
Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin
Carousel of Progress - Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow 1994-2001 (Seasonal)
Carousel of Progress - The Best Time of Your Life 1975-1994 (Wordpad) (Extinct Version)
Delta Dreamflight (Extinct Attraction) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Disney World is Your World (Wordpad) (Extinct Attraction)
If You Had Wings (Extinct Attraction)
Timekeeper (Seasonal Attraction)
Tomorrowland Transit Authority (Internet Archive Cached Page)
WEDway PeopleMover 1975-1985 (Extinct Attraction)

Epcot
Walt's Florida Film - EPCOT Preview
Epcot 2000 - Monorail, Millennium Village, Tapestry of Nations, etc. (Extinct Versions) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Future World
Spaceship Earth-Vic Perrin Version (Extinct Version 1982-1986) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Spaceship Earth-Walter Cronkite Version (Extinct Version 1986-1994) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Spaceship Earth-Jeremy Irons Version (Current Version) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
A T & T's Global Neighborhood (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Universe of Energy Lyrics (Wordpad) (Extinct Attraction)
Ellen's Energy Adventure
Body Wars Preshow and Ride
Cranium Command
World of Motion (Extinct Attraction) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Bird & Robot Show (Extinct Attraction)
Test Track (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Horizons (Extinct Attraction) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Mission:Space Preshow
Mission:Space Ride Script
Astuter Computer Revue Lyrics (Extinct Attraction)
Innoventions (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Walt Disney Imagineering Labs (Extinct Attraction)
Journey into Imagination (Extinct Attraction) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Magic Journeys Lyrics (Extinct Attraction) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Captain Eo (Extinct Attraction) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
HISTA Preshow - True Colors (Internet Archive Cached Page)
HISTA Preshow - Inventor of the Year (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Honey, I Shrunk the Audience (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Behind the Seeds Tour (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Circle of Life Lobby Show Quotes (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Food Rocks - Lobby Wall Quotes & Display Quotes (Internet Archive Cached Page) (Extinct Attraction)
Food Rocks Show Lyrics (Extinct Attraction) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Kitchen Kabaret (Wordpad) (Extinct Attraction)
Listen to the Land Song Lyrics & Spiel Excerpts (Extinct Version of Attraction) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Living with the Land (Internet Archive Cached Page)
The Living Seas Preshow (United Technologies & Other Versions) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
The Seas Movie (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Hydrolators & Sea Cabs (Sea Cabs are no longer in use) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Exit Hydrolator (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Sea Base Alpha (Description of Exhibits) (Internet Archive Cached Page)
World Showcase
American Adventure (Wordpad)
IllumiNations-Various Versions (Internet Archive Cached Page)
1982 World Showcase Parade Lyrics
Tapestry of Nations (Internet Archive Cached Page)

Disney-MGM Studios
Fantasmic! Preshow (Extinct Entertainment)
The Great Movie Ride (Gangster Scene Version)
Great Movie Ride Alternate Script with Cast Member Options
The Hunchback of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure (Extinct Attraction)
The Magic of Disney Animation
Sounds Dangerous
Star Tours
Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
Voyage of the Little Mermaid
Walt Disney: One Man's Dream Photo Tour

Animal Kingdom
Camp Minnie-Mickey
Festival of the Lion King (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Asia
Kali River Rapids Photo Tour
Rafiki's Planet Watch
Song of the Rainforest
DinoLand, USA
Dinosaur

Websites Referenced On This Page (in order of appearance)
Google.com
Internet Archive
Sorcerer's Workshop
OPD's Script Archive
Once Upon a Time in Anaheim (Internet Archive Cached Page)
The Bertino Disney Archives
The Disneylandian
Spielburg (Google Cached Page)
Feature Attraction: Aloha
Secrets of the Temple of the Forbidden Eye
Imagination Portal
Sam and RyanHM's Haunted Mansion Page
MousePlanet
Club 33 Tour Page
etixland: A Theme Park for the Mind
Jan's World
The Disneyland Linkage
The Disneylander 2000
The Last Bucket
The Spirit of Pocahontas - Disneyland
Gadget's Go-Coaster Tour
Adventure Thru Inner Space Tribute Site
Disneyland 1968 by Mark Atkins
Mission to Mars Script
GrimGhosts.com
FeLIX' Space Mountain Fan Pages
SWStarTours.net
Walt Dated World
Walt Disney World Song Archive (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Toad Hall (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Ft. Wilderness R.R.
Hall of Presidents Page
Widen Your World
Daniel Does Disney
The Peter Network
Glassmonkeyface's Alien Encounter Site
BadShoe.com
Carousel of Progress.com
Waltopia
Intercot Epcot Discovery Center Gateway (Internet Archive Cached Page)
Jason's The Land - Information & Virtual Tour (Internet Archive Cached Page)
WDWMagic.com
Imagineering.org, the Unofficial Walt Disney Imagineering Page
The Ultimate Star Tours Page
Tower-of-Terror.com
The Walt Disney Gallery
Animal Kingdom Kali River Rapids
Digital Disney

Disclaimer: All of the attraction scripts that I typed up myself are unofficial, and were transcribed by me, most of them from my personal tape recordings. That includes Cranium Command; Ellen's Energy Adventure; Enchanted Tiki Room Under New Management; Fantasmic! Preshow; Great Movie Ride; Hunchback of Notre Dame: A Musical Adventure; Legend of the Lion King; Magic of Disney Animation; Sounds Dangerous; Timekeeper; and Voyage of the Little Mermaid. I transcribed the Dinosaur ride script, the Body Wars script, and the Song of the Rainforest script from audio recordings on the Digital Disney site. Go ahead and send me corrections. I'm not proud. I can't speak for all those other guys, though. By the way, these attractions are the property of the Walt Disney Company. They don't belong to me. I don't steal attractions. Cable TV is another story.

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