Dimitri's Diary

Dimitri's Diary

Dimitri's Diary

"I wonder if I'm having a moment of Catharsis?"

"Out of politeness, I allowed myself to be placed next to a dog.
Will someone please nominate me for a Nobel Peace Prize?"

"This is hard work but somebody's got to do it."

DIARY ENTRY - June 30, 2000

Dear Diary: Sleeping all day is not as easy as it looks. For one thing, I have found
that if I don't move at least once in a given 24 hour period, I can get sores.
Therefore, I have to stretch, yawn, roll over, and other such work. This is not
so bad as long as it doesn't wake me, but lately I am dreaming that someone
is taking pictures of me while I am sleeping.

Who would do that? And why?
Oh well, please excuse me while I go back to sleep.

Now, back to that dream...
"Anyone want to play Russian Finger Roulette? Make my day..."

"What was that flash? Did you hear a click?"

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