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"Weird Al" Yankovic"Ladies and Gentlemen! Ladies and Gentlemen would you please welcome: The Second Hardest Working Man in Showbuisness! The Godfather of Soul! The 8th natural Wonder of the Modern World!! Ladies and Gentlemen...The man who puts more Strut in your Stuff! More Glide in your Stride! More Rock in your Walk! Lemme hear it one time! Lemme hear it two times!! Lemme hear it SEVEN times!!!!!!...! GREAT GOOGILLY MOOGILLY! Alright, lemme hear you all say 'yeah'! Lemme hear you say 'no'! Lemme hear you say 'maybe'! Lemme hear you say 'WAHHHHH'! Lemme hear you say 'hommina hommina hommina'! Lemme hear you say 'hoopla, oink oink'! Good God Ladies and Genlemen, put your hands together for The Master of Disaster! The Iatola of Rockandrolla! The King of Swing! The Duke of Prunes! The Prince of Tides! The Lord of the Rings! The Indian in the Cupboard! The Queen of England! The Wizard of Oz! The Hunchback of Notre Dame! The Ace of Base! The Tower of Power! The Man of the Hour! The Man of the Decade! the Man from U.N.C.L.E.! The Chicken and the Sea! The Fruit of the Loom! Are you ready...? I said ARE YOU READY!?!?! The man himself... Ladies and Gentlemen...he's large and in charge... Mr. ....
Check out The 17 List ... it's like the 27 List, but with fewer calories! Wanna know the difference between The TV Album from America's and Canada's? Well, do you?!?! How about taking a look at the two different covers for Alapalooza ? Wouldn't that be fun? Or maybe you'd like to see the different versions of Bad Hair Day ?? Right...RIGHT???? Here's the bogus tour dates from the t-shirts for The Off The Deep End Tour, The Alapalooza Tour, and The Bad Hair Tour. If you click on this spot here you can see the poster Sam Goody gave away with it's "Besta Polka" CD's. Here's a pic of my friend Bill, Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz, and me at Hershey Park 1996. (you DO know who Bermuda is, right?) If you DON'T know who Bermuda is, check out his webpage...where you'll find EVERYTHING you'll ever need to know about Al (because Everything you KNOW is WRONG!)...it'll even clue you in to the latest news about AL and the Band. Wanna know EVERYTHING that Al has ever done on CD/Cassette/Vinyl/Video/Laserdisc/etc? (how he did something on "etc." I'll never know...) Then check out Jeff Morris' discography. Hey, why don't you check out the latest info on "Prosthetic Lips: the "Weird Al" Yankovic Tribute Album"...featuring a track by Insane Ian...A.K.A...ME! :) Also check out the Bad Hair Club: A Weird Al and Band Fan Club...an AL online fan club...that *I* just happen to be a Vice President of! (gee...do I sound too full of myself?) You want it all, including the coveted 27 List??? Well, We've Got It All On UHF. Back to the Planet Funky main page. Let me know what you think about my page. Send mail by clicking here. |
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