Welcome to my happy little quote page. These quotes have been taken from the 66 pages of my quote book that I started way back a long time ago (freshman year!!!) ENJOY!

He looks so cute when he wakes up in the morning--Jessica

You want us to walk.... through the Drive-Thru???--Laura

You swam the moat?--Shanna

She nearly trampled me posies--Karl

Hey Shanna, wanna peanut?--Nick

The Persian of Sulta--Karl

I hate this seat--Crystal

I'm going to kick your ace--Heather

He who laughs in the face of danger is smoking more crack than the FDA approves--Crystal

BAJA!!!!--Crystal

I wonder if we have sexuals today?-- Dalener-head

Guess what!!!!! Under your clothes, you're naked--Becky

I lost my new tooth paste. Can't find it anywhere-- Guth

Welcome to vocal music!--Alli

You wanted to lose my puck?--Sean

Don't kill me!! I wanna live, and its not even every other tuesday--Crystal

Don't eat me, I'm bitter!--Crystal

Are we in texas yet?--Kristin

Don't eat the gray M&M!!!--Kristin

I am so sick. I am the sickest person I know--Crystal

Damn his system, communist Hank--Crystal

Booty call 1-1-9--Crystal

Just call me Peg-Leg!--Miki

Hello washer, hello dryer, hello furnace, hello air conditioner.--T.J.

A WHOLE chicken?--T.J.

I'm going to take my eyeball out and beat you with it.--Miki

I wonder if he knows he's been neutered--T.J.

Time to get neked.--Miki

He just farted. I think he's sending me mating calls.--T.J.

Beat the Gypsy woman!--Miki

When you're rich, you're really upside-down.--Todd

Pumpkin people!--Todd

Breathe! Everything will be okay if you just breathe. -- Crystal

I wanna be a rodeo clown.-- Jessica

This is better than sex-- Joan and Jenn

Hello there, my little tootie fruitie. How are you today? -- Some guy in Ireland

Lets have a stampede party. -- Jessica

Stacey: I wanna go home.---Scott: I wanna go home and poop.

You got a cold from Kevin? Please tell me it was the fun way. -- Crystal

But father, I don't want to own land. I just want to sing.--Jasper the Hippo

She's a brick.......HOUSE!--Mitzel the Irish Pig

Falconer: This is James --- Teddy: And this is Teddy --- Falconer: We don't want to talk to you, we're newlyweds for God's sake. ~~~ Sisters

Hey pony boy, why don't you and the rest of your outsiders go rumble someplace else. ~~~ Roseanna

People who live in glass whorehouses shouldn't throw stones. ~~~ Roseanne

I love you too, you idiot, but that's not the point. ~~~ Sisters (Teddy)

Any part of you that touches me, you're not getting back. ~~~ Roseanne

Gee, I'd like to help you sir, but I'm too busy picturing your daughter naked.~~~ My So-Called Life

Oh man, I feel like I'm in the middle of a really bad after school special. ~~~ Roseanne

Teddy: You're not leaving. --- Falconer: No --- Teddy:Why the hell not?~~~ Sisters

I can predict the future, I'm a psycho! ~~~ Rugrats (Angelica)

Frankie: Do you know how much fat is in a little piece of pie? --- Lucky: No, but I'm sure you're about to tell me. ~~~ Sisters

There is no sadder sight on earth than a football player trying to think. ~~~ Daria

Frankie: you're not a dog. --- Lucky: Well, neither are you. --- Frankie: Well, you're a boxer...I mean, a real boxer. ~~~ Sisters

Damn you, why did you come back? Just so you could break my heart again? ~~~ Sisters (Teddy)

Daria: I've got a bump on my head, a bug bite on my arm, and a sandwich on my ass. --- Jane: And all in front of Trent. --- Daria: Now turn the knife counter clockwise. ~~~ Daria

If you want to play Corpse and Robbers, then arrest him! ~~~ Sisters (Teddy)

Falconer: I think I like the other one better. --- Teddy: Falconer? --- Falconer: In the flesh, so to speak. ~~~ Sisters

Falconer must be rolling over in his urn ~~~ Sisters (Teddy)

I'm rich, I'm rich....... I'm upside down. ~~~ Tiny Toons (Plucky)

I'm dead, okay? Pay your respects and get out. ~~~ Party of Five

If thats Tommy, then I'm the Queen of English ~~~ Rugrats (Angelica)

Put your money where your mouth is, pipsqueak. ~~~ Rugrats (Angelica)

Lemons make my mouth all scrunchy~~~ Rugrats (Lil)

I hate you. I hate this dress. I hate liver pate and pastry swans with almond cream stuffed up their little swan butts.....and I REALLY hate ice sculpture.-- Whatever You Wish

As a rule, you shouldnt eat your friends.

Three rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky/Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their halls of stone/Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die/One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne/In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie/One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them/One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them/ In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.--J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings

Like I know! Like I go food shopping out in the wild! Picking dates off trees and tomatoes off vines and corn out of, I don't know, corn trees!

Question: Is my life insane? Answer: Oh yeah, Definately!

I almost splatted into the rooftop from sheer "duh"

Here's a news flash about snakes: they don't have arms or legs.

...In times of grief and sorrow I will hold you and rock you, and take your grief and make it my own. When you cry, I cry and when you hurt, I hurt. And together we will try to hold back the floods of tears and despair and make it through the potholed streets of life.-- Nicholas Sparks The Notebook

My name is Meredyth....Meredyths don't get married. Melissas do, and Ambers and Courtneys and Lisas up the yin yang, but not Meredyths. Meredyths dont wear make-up. They don't have glamour jobs. They drive old Plymouths and are ten pounds overweight and have split ends in their ponytails and never get their nails done. Meredyths have mean mouths and are bridesmaids. Not brides.--Whatever You Wish

If you give a pig a pancake.

If you give a mouse a cookie

If you give a moose a muffin.

Well, I must endure two or three caterpillers if I wish to be acquainted with the butterflies. ~ The Little Prince

I can't believe she tried to grab my plunger...... they all do!

It's hell being the only one that misses Geidner

Shroom puff, the meanest puff, the meanest Puff I know.

You are..... the new day.

Well, you know, you cope.

Way the F**K over there.

Her name was Lola, She was a showgirl

No No Me Gusta!

I am Job

I want to be an airborne ranger

Shiftin in the bushes

Skulkin in the bedroom

I can tape your butt cheeks together

Bite me, Okay!?!

Wanna see my head spin? OUCH!!!!!!

The one armed dingo ate your baby

Eat me

I have no legs

He has a Butt chin!

I am aburrido

I ate it

Sheman!

The shroom puffs at midnite

Jeg elsker de

He who laughs last, thinks slowest

A good answer is what you think of later.

Wkaey, wakey

You are never so alone as when you are the only one in the room that doesn't get the joke.

I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download---and then 18 years to try and program them. They are constantly on the fritz.

If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all--- just knock the bitch over and run.

Too bad you're mother won't fit in the microwave. Believe me, I've tried.

Shanna: Sean was wearing a cool hat. I wanted it. --- Crystal: You could REACH it?

Damn the system. Communist bastards.

Oh, you just have a piece of your mother pie

The happy song isn't.....so....happy anymore

Its not your fault, at least, not directly

I swear, sometimes God just looks at me, points, and laughs

For the love of Bob and a Half

Boxer Boy!!!!

Men who look like the missing link should not wear tank tops

Live like you'll die tomorrow. Dream like you'll live forever.

Myrtle Beach Circles!!!!!!

10 wal-marts, 1 will-mart and 1 Maureen-mart.

Bridge ices before road

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy--Beethoven

Hera's wife is Zeus

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.

Be kind to animals.... they can bite

Be kind to animals--Hug a man today

My apologies if I have left anything out. Should you find a quote that should be included, email me and let me know! Please forgive any grammar errors :-P

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