Section 1-Lightbulb Jokes
Q: How many Skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 10. 1 to change the lightbulb, and 9 to get his back...
Q: How many Riot Grrls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 5. 1 to change to lightbulb and 4 to write a zine about it...
Q: How many Straight Edges does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they don't screw
Q: How many skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to film it
Q: How many Rudeboys does it take to screw in e a lightbulb?
A: 4. 1 to drop it, and 3 to "Pick It Up! Pick It Up! Pick
It Up!"...
Q: How many Squatters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Squatters don't have electricity...
Q: How many Goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They'd rather light candles...
Section 2-Other Jokes
Q: How many Straightedgers does it take to drink a 6 pack?
A: 1 if his friends aren't around...
Q: How do you get a Goth out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope...
Q: If there's a Punk and a Skinhead in the back of a car, who's
in the front?
A: A cop
Q: What has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend?
A: Squid Vicious.
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He was stapled to a chicken.
Q: What do you call a skinhead fish?
A: An Oi-ster.
got any more punk jokes? send 'em over to me and i'll add 'em...
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