Macho Man Randy Savage Is Punk.

Macho Man Randy Savage is punk. I know that the fact that he has the word Macho in his name makes you think he's straight edge, and the fact that he wears neon clothes makes you think he's new wave, but Macho Man Randy Savage is punk (at least, he was as a kid). I just saw a Slim Jim™ commercial on TV, and it proves that Macho Man Randy Savage is more punk than g.g. allin… sid vicious… my english teacher. First of all, when Macho Man Randy Savage was a kid, he wore his bandana in gym class, even though bandanas aren't allowed in school. My english teacher's claim to fame is that she never broke the rules in high school. Breaking rules is punk. Secondly, when Macho Boy Randy Savage’s gym teacher laughs at him and challenges him to a wrestling match, Macho Boy Randy Savage doesn’t back down, he stands up to his beliefs basically says a big ‘FUCK YOU’ to authority figures. If someone challenged my english teacher to wrestle, she’d probably run away, and say a big ‘I SUBMIT’ to authority figures. Saying a big ‘FUCK YOU’ to authority figures is punk. Macho Boy Randy Savage wrestles in his own style, not the boring run of the mill gym class style. I don’t think my english teacher knows how to wrestle. Originality is punk. Finally, Macho Boy Randy Savage kicks his gym teacher’s ass. Although she did kill her first husband, I don’t think my english teacher could kick her high school gym teachers ass. Kicking your gym teacher’s ass is punk. There you have it, I have just proved to you that Macho Man Randy Savage is more punk than my english teacher. This is Colin Atrophy, signing off.

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