The Justice League International Paris HQ




(...also politely known as Justice League Europe!)



Much like at the main Monitor Room, we're still getting moved in here at the Paris Embassy...but things arent so disorganized that we can't get moving forward! Things are always interesting in Europe, especially as of late, with the divorce of Charles and Diana. We here at the Justice League feel that its all sort of unfortunate, that... despite the fact that Charles lacks charm.

Anyway, onto business. Here at the Justice League Europe site, fan support for the now cancelled Justice League Europe will be provided. In other words, there should be a copious timeline of the book, with plot synopses, at some point in the near future.

Since the European team is firmly rooted in the goings on of Europe, I feel that its tres important to provide links, and info on European celebrities....whether or not they are of Super Heroic proportions or not. As it is, for putting up with Prince Charles for as long as she did, Di demonstrated a level of endurance that would make Power Girl green with envy! So with no further ado, lets list the European Monitor Room's Links for Lady Di...

Princess Diana of Wales Sites





Despite having the coveted title (Her Royal Highness) stripped from her use as a result of the divorce, the Princess of Wales has vowed to remain in the public eye. Diana claimed in press conferences that she will maintain her high profile in the media, much to the chagrin of the Royal Family. We here at the League wish Di the best of luck!


A Brief History of the Justice League in Europe...


Much like the material on the Main Monitor Room page of the JLI, this timeline is under construction, and will be continually modified to better aid the visiting Super Hero! Thank you for your courtesy!

This chronology, as is the main Chronology, under construction. Please feel free to criticize, or suggest improvements. There is going to be some duplication from document to document...I feel it is unaviodable, given that some fans would not wish to cross reference from page to page. Convenience, true believer!


Catherine Cobert, the League's Paris Operations Manager, says its...


Back to School!



That's right, true believers! If you paid close attention to the timeline, the Justice League Europe encountered the Injustice League at a beginning French class...proof that even super heroes need to expand their horizons, and can have adventures doing it. Also...the team wound up taking French lessons to try and make up for their prior, stereotypical American Abroad style behavior. So avoid these potential super faux pas...and attend Catherine Cobert's Classes in Culture, right here at the Paris Embassy!




Welcome to the European Sports News Zone!



That's right, heroes....baseball just isnt on the telly in Europe, and all kinds of other, interesting sporting events can be found. Here are a bunch of links to info resources on some of the european sports that I am intersted in, follow, or...dare I admit? Yes, I actually play some of them. Egad! So tally no longer...every superhero knows that physical fitness is urgent in the never ending battle for truth, justice, and Mom's apple pie-- even Blue Beetle stays in shape! No reason not to have some fun doing it.


This area of JLEurope is still expanding...look here for more links, info, and other cool stuff related to European sports!


Help heroes in need! Save the Sailor Scouts!



It was hard to know where to put this link and important bit of data, and since DIC, the animation firm that produces Sailor Moon for the US Market is French, I chose Justice League Europe. The Sailor Scouts are being cancelled, due to a complex and hard to grasp machination by Disney. Since The Scouts are cool super heroes in need, and Euro Disney is unilaterally hated by the French, it seemed as good as any. At some point, I hope to have a "Justice League Signal Device Page"...with links, and pages, about non-League heroes and stuff...but that doesn't exist yet. So...as the first official mission of the Justice League Europe Online, I strongly advise you to rush to the Save Our Sailors Online Campaign!

The coolness of the Sailor Scouts should be obvious...since they are the ONLY non-Justice League artwork to grace these pages. The offbeat take on superheroes that is presented by the show, in a sarcastic, lighthearted fashion is too cool to ignore in a world of comics and animation becoming overwhelmed by plotless, witless violence. In their own way, this show supports the same ideas that the JLI did in the post-Crisis revamp. Thanks for the time to consider lending your voice, to preserve this unique and original show.

Besides...Booster Gold and Blue Beetle think the Sailor Scouts are cute...even if they are a little young!

Good Luck, Sailor Moon!




Booster Gold and Blue Beetle's guide to Paris



...or at least decent french food, and cool ways to loaf around!

The inherent problem with channeling Blue Beetle and Booster Gold's active social lives into the JLE page, is simply that the administrator (me) has never been to Paris. That kind of puts the kibosh on the whole thing...if you think small. Since the pages here are administrated from Los Angeles, Beetle and Booster will simply be giving out advice on how to pretend you are living a carefree, Parisian lifestle, right here in smog-infested LA. But hey...the smog's good for you... its dangerous enough to give you super powers if you are exposed to it for a while.

First off, there has to be a guide to faking the food factor of Paris. Since this area is new, we havent had time to try any of these restaurants yet...but their URL's are linked here. Given how much Slacker Lass, Leper Lad, and I love to eat, clearly reviews of these restaurants will be posted, complete with our criteria and rating scale. With no further ado...

French Restaurants in Los Angeles

Also...we love the Third Street Promenade, which Gordon tells us is very Parisian, with its little cafes with tables on the street, various street performers, and little shops. He also says that Paris is actually littered with beautiful women, and in his own words, "just plain better". Oh well. We still love the Promenade, and frequently use it to sit around, loaf, and attempting to do pretty much the same thing that Booster and Beetle are in their photo. If you need information about the Promenade go to their site, which is a very nice site indeed. (Golf clap, everyone!)

Well you know...Booster and Beetle are actually looking for women in the above shot, and stupefied by the uber-radness of Catherine Cobert in the one to the right. Leper Lad and myself (and even Slacker Lass at times) suffer from this dilemma commonly...and even now, Leper Lad, a brilliant computer programmer, seeks to answer that most complex of riddles: "Where do you go to meet people?" I personally believe that time will end before anyone solves this weighty dilemma...but foolishly, we will try to answer these questions here, by posting cool sites beside the Promenade, and cool things to do. More often than not, if you're doing something cool enough, you wind up just blundering into people who are cool.

At least, thats the general idea. You'd be suprised at how hard it is, on occasion, to just find something cool to do on a Friday night, even in a city like Los Angeles. I think that's why so called "male bonding" is always both cheap, and something you could do at home. That way, the burden of appearing cool is mitigated, since youre in your own place, and dont have to worry. Unfortunately, the flip side of staying in with all your team-mates, and doing something like playing Magic: the Gathering, or vegging for hours with Super Nintendo's Justice League Task Force, is that there is no chance of simply "bumping into" that all important significant other. Slacker Lass should support Leper Lad's quest for a Lois Lane figure in his life...since weekends sitting around the HQ with pizza and Magic: the Gathering (which she hates unilaterally) will decline. All this, to give Leper Lad the opportunity to pull a Booster Gold, and make a stooge of himself when he "bumps into" some uber-rad, uber-cool girl. Like Blue Beetle, we'll be there to laugh when he chokes, and post here if he does. I guess that sort of weird, vicious comraderie is what the Justice League is all about. For now, with no new quests pending, let's just chuckle over the graphic to the left, of Booster Gold feeling stupid and nervous around Catherine Cobert...pretty much how most fellas feel.

This weekend, we are getting organized for power Rollerblading, down at the beach, and the Promenade! Rollerblading is invariably cool, and all it takes to look cool is practice, so you dont appear to be constantly struggling. If you are a beginner, wanting to get new stuff, and enjoy one of our fave pastimes, or an experienced Skate-Lord, check out this informative link, which is not too graphic heavy to bear (a potential difference from this page...)

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