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A cowboy is riding through the desert alone on his
horse. He is quite far from civilization and has not been with
a woman for quite some time. After becoming increasingly horny,
the cowboy starts to look at his horse and begins to think, "I
bet I could fuck my horse." After a little consideration,
the cowboy begins to see the absurdity of this idea and completely
disregards it. A few days later the cowboy starts to get even
horniner than he was before and the same thought comes to his
mind. The cowboy gets off his horse, pulls down his pants and
tries to stick his dick in. As soon as he gets close, the horse
takes a few steps forward. The cowboy tries again and again but
every time he tries to fuck his horse, it moves. After a few
more failed attempts the cowboy rides on.
Soon he comes accross this small indian village being
raided by another local village. The cowboy shoots all the rowdy
indians and notices that they were just about to begin a sacrafice
with the last, surviving person in the whole village. This person
is the town virgin and is extremely beautiful. Upon untying her,
the virgin tells the cowboy, "I owe you my life. I'll do
anything you want me to." After pondering this statement
for a while, the cowboy asks her, "Do you think you could
hold on to my horse for a while?"
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