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There was this
bloke lying on the beach, who had no arms and no legs. A tall, gorgeous blonde walked up to him, looked at his pityful state and said "Have you ever been kissed by a woman ?" "No..." he replied With that she lent down and gave him the most wonderful and lingering kiss, and left. "Wow!!" He thought, amazing! Before too long a stunning brunette came up to him, feeling sorry for the man asked, "Have you ever had a Blow-Job ?" "No..." He replied stunned. With that she bent down and gave him the most fantastic Blow-Job, got herself up, and walked slowly away. "I can't believe it!!!" he thought, "What an amazing day!!" After a few moments the most stunning red-head walked sexily over to him as he lay helpless on the beach. "Have you ever been fucked? " "No...." he replied "Well you will be soon, the tide is coming in!!!!!!!!" |