A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him that he used the ladies restroom. She cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons in the ladies room. The buttons were marked WW, WA, PP and ATP.

Making the fatal mistake so many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to push the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked WW and immediately Warm Water sprayed over his entire bottom. He thought the "gals" really have it made... still curious, he pressed the second button marked WA and Warm Air quickly dired his bottom. He thought this was out of this world. the button marked PP yeilded a large Powder Puff that lightly powdered his bottom. Well, naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR... When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and called for a nurse. when she appeared, he cried out "What happened ? The last thing I rememeber, I was in the ladies room aboard an airplane"

The nurse replied "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the button maked ATR, which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under the pillow"