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A fellow bought a new Mercedes Today For Thanksgiving
and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top
was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his
hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to
80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought
to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100,
110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. "What
in hell am I doing?", he thought and pulled over. The cop
came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it
and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last
pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give
me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you
can go!" "Last week my wife ran off with a cop,"
the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her
back!" "Off you go," said the officer.
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