"A farmer woke up one morning to find that his rooster had died while
cock-a-doodle-dooing one morning. So he went to the local market a few
miles away and was sold a real randy rooster by the local dealers. He
had been told that this one was so hot it would f**k anything that moved.

The farmer went home with his new rooster, and true to form the rooster
was caught wanking in the back of the van. Feeling very pleased with himself
he put the rooster in question in his farm yard and soon enough it was
poking everything insight: chickens, pigs, horses and even the farmer's wife.

The next morning the farmer woke up as usual and looked out of the
window to find his newly acquired rooster lying motionless on the floor. He
ran out of the house to investigate and was about to inspect the rooster
when it turned around and told him:

"F**k off I'm waiting for the vultures!!!!!"