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  Two storks on a nest: a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying and
crying, and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your
mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them
happy." The next night, it's fathers turn to do the job. "Son, your father
will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies
and daddies." A few days later. The stork parents are desperate: their son
is gone from the nest all night! Finally, short before dawn, he returns and
the parents ask their son where he had been all night. Sais the baby stork:
"Aww, just scaring the sh*t out of college kids!"