The teacher asks the children in her class how they think people go to
heaven.

Little Johnny puts his hand up but the teacher ignores him, instead
she asks Jane, Jane says well miss , I think that your soul is
collected by an angel and it takes you both up to heaven.

Little Johnny shouts out Me Miss , Me Miss but again the teacher
ignores him, instead she asks Peter , well miss , I think that an
elevator door opens and you climb in and go up to heaven.

Little Johnny is still shouting, and the teacher finally relinquishes
ans says yes Johnny how do you think we go to heaven
Johnny replies Feet First

The teacher says what do you mean, well last night I went into my
Parents bedroom and my mother was laid on the bed with her legs in
the air shouting "God I'm Coming"