Jonnie comes home from school one day and his mother says "Hi jonnie, what
did you lear in school today?"

jonnie: "I learned 2 new words but don't know what they mean"
mom: "OK, tell me what they are and I'll see if I can help"
jonnie: "Well, the first word was 'pussy'"
mom: "hmmm. well jonnie, you know our kitty cat?"
jonnie: "yea"
mom: "well that's a pussy"
jonnie: "oh, I see"
mom: "what was the second word?"
jonnie "the second word was 'bitch'"

The mother thinks for a while and says to jonnie "that's not important,
now you run outside and play.

a few hours later the father pulls in the drive and sees jonnie playing.
He asks, "hi jonnie, what did you do in school today?"

jonnie : "I learned 2 new words but I'm not sure what they mean"
dad: "tell me what they are and I'll tell you what they mean"
jonnie "the first word is 'pussy'
dad: "well jonnie, have you ever seen your mom come out of the shower?"
jonnie "yea"
dad "did you notice the patch of hair between her legs?"
jonnie "yea"
dad "well if you were to draw a circle around that patch of hair, that
would be the pussy. everything inside the circle is the pussy"

jonnie "oh, I see"
dad: "what was the second word?"
jonnie "bitch"
dad "well remember the circle? everything outside the circle is the
bitch!"