Humorous Meeting Quotes  And

Words Of Wisdom

Here are some sayings that I have picked up along the way! Please feel free to add yours also by emailing me.

• You never get your teeth so white that you never have to brush them again.

• Don't try to clear away the wreckage of the future.

• Its easier to put on slippers than to try to carpet the world.

• Take your time..... God does not wear a Rolex

• If you aren't a lion tamer, don't go into the lion's den.

• Treat your head like a bad neighborhood: Don't go in there alone!

• You cannot speed up your recovery...but you sure can slow it down

• You can't save your face and your ass at the same time.

• If I DON'T let go, I lose my grip.

• If God is your co-pilot, SWITCH SEATS!

• Talk does not cook rice.

• Let God save your soul, ...we're here to save your ass!

• Sometimes you have to get on your knees to rise.

• Faith is fear turned inside out.

• Resentment is a poison I take to hurt you.

• Pray daily, God is easier to talk to than most people.

• If you hang around the barber shop ....eventually you will get a haircut

Here is a growing list of Recovery (12 step) Acronyms (once again, if you have any to add email me)

• ACTION - Any Change Toward Improving Ones Nature

• ASK - Ass Saving Kit

• BIG BOOK - Believing In God Beats Our Old Knowledge

• DENIAL - Don't Even Notice I Am Lying

• DETACH - Don't Even Think About Changing Him/Her

• EGO - Easing God Out

• FAILURE - Fearful, Arrogant, Insecure, Lonely, Uncertain, Resentful, Empty

• FAITH - Fear Ain't Even In This House

• FAITH - Fantastic Adventure In Trusting Him

• FEAR - Future Events Appearing Real

• FEAR - Failure Expected And Received

• FEAR - False Evidence Appearing Real

• FEAR - F**k Everything And Run

• FEAR - Face Everything And Recover ( highly recommeded)

• FINE - Faithful, Involved, Knowledgeable and Experienced

• FINE - Freaked out (or f**ked up), Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional

• GAYS - Go ask your sponsor

• GIFT - God Is Forever There

• GOD - Good Orderly Direction

• GUT - God's Undeniable Truths

• HALT - Hope, Acceptance, Love, Tolerance

• HALT - Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired (these can HALT your recovery)

• HALTS FEAR - Hope, Acceptance, Love and Tolerance Stops ,Forgetting that Everything's All Right

• HELP - His Ever Loving Presence

• HOPE - Happy Our Program Exists

• HOPE - Hearing Other Peoples' Experience

• HOPE - Hang On! Peace Exists

• HOW - Honesty Open-mindedness, Willingness ( HOW it WORKS)

• ISM - I, Self, Me

• ISM - Incredibly Short Memory

• ISM - I Sabotage Myself

• KISS - Keep It Simple, Spiritually

• MMM - Meetings, Meditation and Masterbation (how to get thru your 1st yr.)

• NUTS - Not Using the Steps

• OUR - Openly Using Recovery

• PACE - Positive Attitudes Change Everything

• PMS - Poor Me Syndrome

• PROGRAM - People Relying on God Relaying A Message

• RELATIONSHIP - Real Exciting Love Affair Turns Into Outrageous Nightmare, Sobriety Hangs in Peril

• RID - Restless, Irritable and Discontented

• SLIP- Sobriety Loses Its Priority

• SPONSOR - Sober Person Offering Newcomers Suggestions on Recovery

• STEPS - Solutions to Every Problem in Sobriety

• THINK - The Happiness I Never Knew

• TIME - Things I Must Learn

• WILLING - When I Live Life, I Need God

• YET - You're Eligible Too

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