Star Wars: Imperial Network
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NO DISINTEGRATIONS! ATTENTION BOUNTY HUNTERS! The Empire calls upon your skills to hunt down its most notorious. Click here for more information. |
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WUHER'S TALES Your droids are not permitted, but you're welcome to come in and get to know some of the most interesting characters in the Star Wars Universe! |
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ROLEPLAYING GAME ROOM A city known for its variety of games... Come visit the Cloud City Game Room, where you'll get the basic on Star Wars Roleplaying. |
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YODA'S COOKBOOK "For the Jedi it is time to eat as well." Some of Master Yoda's secret recipes are available right here! "Good food. Yes!" |
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FIGRIN D`AVE'S CORNER Figrin D`ave kicks off his universally-renown talent here in the Star Wars Poetry and Music Corner! |
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WRETCHED HIVE OF LINKS View the coordinates to other pages in cyberspace. |
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(September 3, 2002) So Easy To Use, No Wonder It Sucks!
For all of our regular visitors, which is probably nobody, we would like to take this time to let you know that the Imperial Network
may be in the process of moving. Our ISP (AOL, aka shit) has proven to be very unreliable and unhelpful. It is uncertain when we
will move, but if this link is broken, then look for us in the future. Once we have established ourselves on a new provider,
we will bring back the same grand webpage that none of you really care for anyway. And by "grand" I do mean never upgraded
or kept up.
(September 3, 2002) Originals vs. Special Editions
In an article written in the August 2002 (the Episode II release issue), George Lucas admitted that he wasn't going to release
the original versions of the original trilogy on DVD. He said that to him, the Special Editions are the originals, maintaining
that he had the movies exactly how he wanted them with their 1997 releases. But to many fans including myself and ALL of my friends,
the Special Editions were more of an embarassment than a phenomenal perfection. Admittedly, what the Special Editions added to
the trilogy as a whole was excellent! The new special effects and elongated scenes were terrific. HOWEVER, the
few screw-ups included were enough to ruin the entire experience for me. For instance, the now immortalized "Greedo-shooting-first"
scene destroyed a part of Han Solo's bad-ass persona, as well as curdled the Cantina scene. Also, why does Jabba get really skinny
in ANH? Did he go on a diet? He looked normal in Episode I! But for me, the worst was the introduction of the Jedi Rocks song
in Return of the Jedi. Honestly I haven't watched ROTJ since its release.
So what we at the Imperial Network have done is set up 2 polls for you readers to take. Now is the time to show how you feel
about the Trilogy.
(September 3, 2002) Watto Lost His Vendor's License
Many of you have reported that you have been unable to download any files that we had set up in our Watto's Junkhut section of
the webpage. Our sincerest apologies for your not being able to access any files. Apparently the server we had ALL of our files
stored on spontaneously dumped everything without notice. Consequently we have removed Watto's section until we can find a more reliable
server. Once again, we apologize. Watto is now living on the street and eating Bantha Fodder.
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