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That (Krusty the Clown) doll is evil. I tells you, evil! Eeeeeeviilllll!
-- Abe Simpson, in "The Treehouse of Horror III."
'Evil' Krusty doll gets our seal of approval
Like Chucky before him, the Krusty the Clown doll on the 1992 Halloween episode of "The Simpsons" played on every kid's nightmare of a favorite toy gone bad. Ironically, seeing a talking Krusty doll no doubt helped to inspire dreams in countless Simpsons fans of actually owning one.

Evil genius
Top, a photo on the side of the Krusty doll box demonstrates the pull string on the back. Below, the doll in its packaging.

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Brandishing a knife, the Krusty doll in "The Treehouse of Horror III" threatens Homer with, "I'm Krusty the Clown and I'm going to kill you!" and "Guess who, fat boy!" Near the end of the story, a Krusty Co. repairman figures out what went wrong. He points to a switch on the back of the doll and says, "Here's your problem. Someone set this thing to 'evil.'"
And now, just in time for Halloween 2001 comes a real-life version of the doll, this one from Playmates Toys. Priced at about $35, it's an exclusive to Spencer Gifts stores and to comic and toy shops serviced by Diamond Comics.
Playmates did a beautiful job manufacturing this doll, which stands about 16 inches high with a roto-cast plastic head and plush body. Like the doll on the "Treehouse" episode, the talking Krusty has triangular teeth, an "evil" switch on his back and a pull string, which activates the actual voice of Bart's favorite TV clown.
When you addictively pull the string over and over, the doll utters several phrases from the Halloween episode, including "I'm Krusty the Clown and I love you very much" and "Coming home to you makes it all worthwhile." Its other "good" phrases are "Here you go, buddy" and "Hey, hey."
Sponsored links: Some Internet stores stocking the talking Krusty the Clown doll include TFAW.com , ToyWiz.com and ActionFigureExpress.com.
Flip the switch and he hilariously barks out, "What have you done for me lately?", "You, sir, are an idiot," "Come on, move it," and "Shut your hole." Pretty tough language, considering that this is a toy after all. Playmates was probably wise to avoid some of the even harsher Krusty doll language from the episode. And it was definitely smart not to include the knife, which would have been deeply unfortunate timing so soon after airline hijackings by knife-wielding terrorists.
Playmates went the extra mile with the packaging, which includes a large sticker on the front that reads, "Krusty Brand Seal of Approval" and "It's not just good. It's good enough." The artwork on the front also includes a drawing of Krusty saying, "For extra fun, buy more than one!"
The back of the packaging breaks from the summary of other Simpsons products we typically see on Playmates' packaging. Instead, there's a large drawing of Krusty's head, below which it reads, "Who needs friends when you've got a ... Talking Krusty Doll!"
After the debacle of last year's Interactive Homer and Bart dolls, which offered uninspired dialogue and poor reproduction of Homer's voice, fans had reason to fear Playmates Toys would screw up with the Krusty doll, too. But the company did just the opposite. The Krusty doll not only deserves our seal of approval, it makes us eager to see what Playmates might do should it decide to produce a Malibu Stacey doll.
Interactive talking figures ... er, dolls ... hit stores
We've had silent Simpsons dolls. We've had talking Simpsons dolls. We've even had one (Mattel's Really Rude Bart) that makes flatulence-like sounds. The next evolution in chatter arrived in September 2000 with Bart and Homer dolls that talk with each other.
Playmates Toys turned out these 15-inch-high dolls with built-in infrared sensors that allow them to communicate with each other in witty conversation. (The display boxes refer to these as "Interactive Talking Figures," but as they say, if it looks like a doll and quacks like a doll ...)
Sponsored links: The interactive Homer and Bart dolls are for sale at Amazon.com.

2-way chat
Using infrared technology, these 15-inch dolls from Playmates Toys communicate and converse with each other. See enlarged photo. Amazon.com is taking orders for the Homer and Bart dolls.
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Potential buyers are advised, though, that some fans are complaining that the voices of these Bart and Homer dolls don't sound at all like those of the actors on the cartoon. Homer, in particular, speaks with a lower, slow tone, although we disagree with complaints about Bart's voice. At least for the doll we purchased, it sounds exactly like the TV character -- and it offers much more personality than some previous talking Bart dolls.
The dolls work by pressing their stomachs. When a doll is activated alone, it utters one of 10 phrases, such as "Oh, man! It's not fair" for Bart and "Work stinks!" for Homer. The boxes offer a convenient demonstration hole in front of the stomachs so someone can stick a couple of fingers inside to trigger the dolls without having to remove them from the packaging.
When the dolls are close to each other, pushing the stomach of one triggers a conversation that can last a minute or more.
An example of one 30-second conversation:
Bart: What's shakin', Homer?
Homer: Bart, isn't it about time you did your homework?
Bart: I don't know.
Homer: What'd you say?
Bart: I don't know what time it is.
Homer: Time to do your homework.
Bart: Oh, Homer, I really couldn't ask you to do that.
Homer: All, right, boy, march into your room right this minute.
Bart: Listen, homeboy, I couldn't possibly do it in a minute.
Homer: Bart!
Bart: All right, already! Geez! Stupid homework.
There are apparently just two other conversations with these two dolls together -- one with Homer accusing Bart of stealing his cookie, and another where they debate whether Homer's job or Bart's schooling is harder.
The Furby-like interactive nature of the dolls makes them great conversation pieces. (Pun intended.) And having Simpsons dolls of any sort in U.S. stores for the first time in nearly a decade is nice to see. But it would be even nicer if the dolls had actual conversations from the series, as well as an option to insert additional dialogue on a disc or cartridge.
Value Guide: Typical prices
for action figures
Welcome to the portion of our Value Guide devoted to dolls. Listed in the
column directly below are brief descriptions of available Simpsons dolls,
as well as typical prices in U.S. dollars that a buyer will pay for them
at the moment.
The first dollar amount listed with each item is an approximate value in
mint condition without packaging. The second figure is the
value of the item in mint condition with near-mint original
packaging, if such packaging exists. Our Site
Explained page offers more details on how we determine values.
Please note that items in the Value Guide are NOT for sale from this Web
site. If you're interested in buying Simpsons merchandise, visit our
Q&A page for possible sources.
Mattel
Matching the quality and style of its Simpsons action figures, Mattel created
the most inventive and best-made Simpsons dolls. Its set of Bart, Lisa and
Maggie activity dolls reflects the traits or well-known habits of each character.
Also, see the Dan Dee listing below for two variations produced by Mattel.
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Bubble Blowing Lisa, 1990. 11 inches. With play saxophone/bubble blower
and container of non-toxic bubble solution. "I blow real bubbles!" Boxed.
$20-$85.
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Really Rude Bart, 1990. 12 inches. With two noisemakers to make
flatulence-type sounds. "I make really rude noises, man! One for you &
one for me!" Boxed. $20-$65.
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Sweet-Suckin' Maggie, 1990. 10 inches. With non-removable pacifier,
play pacifier and play blanket. "I really suck my pacifier!" Boxed. $20-$85.
Dan Dee
This company from Jersey City, N.J., produced most of the early Simpsons
dolls sold in the U.S. Its best-known is the Pull-String Talking Bart, which
is now a collector favorite that often sells for $70 or more in perfect condition
in its original box.

6 smart-aleck sayings
This pull-string Bart
Simpson doll from 1990 offer catchphrases with spunk. See enlarged photo.
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Dan Dee also manufactured vinyl Bart dolls with soft-stuffed
bodies; rag dolls featuring Bart, Lisa and Maggie in both 10-inch and 16-inch
sizes; stick-on dolls with suction cups, clip-on dolls and Valentine dolls.
Dan Dee planned to produce a Graduation Bart Simpson vinyl doll with cap,
gown and diploma, and Graduation Bart and Graduation Lisa rag dolls with
suctions cups -- in dolls of both 5-inch and 10-inch sizes. However,
we've never seen evidence any of the "graduation" dolls ever hit the
retail market.
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Bart Pull-String Talking, 1990. 18-inches. Pull the ring on
a string in back to hear six smart-aleck sayings: "Don't have a cow,
man!," "Aye carumba!," "Au contraire, mon frere!," "No way, man!," "Whoa,
mama!" and "Kids in TV land, you're being duped." Variations include a Bart
with a plain blue shirt and one with a blue shirt printed with his catch
phrase, "Aye carumba!" Boxed. $18-$80. Talking Bart
photo.
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Bart 18-inch vinyl, 1990. Light blue shirt. Vinyl head, arms and legs,
and soft, stuffed body. Variations include plain blue shirt, a shirt displaying
Bart saying, "Don't have a cow, man!" and one that reads "Aye, carumba!"
Boxed. $15-$55.
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Bart 16-inch rag, 1990. All-cloth stuffed doll with large plastic
eyes. Box shows Bart on skateboard saying, "Whoa Mama!" Boxed. $10-$25. (Mattel released a similar version, apparently
just for the non-U.S. market. Mattel's Bart rag doll is virtually identical
to the Dan Dee version, except for Mattel logos on the green display
box, as well as writing in German, Italian, French, and Spanish mixed with English. A large "The Simpsons" appears on the top front of the box. There is no Dan Dee tag on the Mattel doll. $20-$35.)
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Bart 12-inch vinyl, 1990. Head, arms and legs are vinyl; body is stuffed
cloth. Light blue shirt. Boxed. $5-$15. (Mattel released a similar version,
apparently just for the non-U.S. market. Mattel's Bart vinyl doll is virtually
identical to the Dan Dee version, except for a Mattel logo on the green display
box. There is also no Dan Dee tag on the doll. $15-$25.)
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Bart 12-inch Valentine vinyl, 1990. Doll similar to 12-inch vinyl
doll listed above except there are red kiss marks on his face, and his pink
shirt says, "Cooties, man!" The top of the display box is shaped like a heart
and is printed with sayings "Girl germs!" and "No kisses, please!" Boxed.
$15-$30.
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Bart 10-inch rag, 1990. Variations include plain blue shirt, a blue
shirt with "Happy Birthday" on it, a blue-and-white shirt with "I (Heart)
You" on it, and a blue shirt with "Aye carumba" on it. Display card reads,
"Buy me, not Lisa!" Carded. $3-$15.
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Bart 10-inch stick-on cloth rag, 1990. Variations include plain blue
shirt, a shirt that reads "Aye carumba!" and a shirt that reads "Yo dude."
Boxed. $3-$15. Stick-on Bart photo.
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Bart, "Special Expressions," 1990. Cloth rag doll, like 10-inch one
above but features a green jacket. Bart on the display card is saying, "Buy
me, not Lisa!" Carded. $10-$15.
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Homer, "Special Expressions," 1990. Cloth rag doll dressed in a white
bowling shirt. "Homer" is printed on the right breast pocket of shirt, and
"Barney's Bowlarama" is printed on the back. Attached to display card that
shows a word balloon with Homer saying, "Pardon my French!" Carded. $10-$15.
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Lisa 15-inch rag, 1990. All-cloth stuffed doll with large plastic
eyes. Lisa is wearing a red felt dress. Box shows Lisa running and saying,
"Oh, brother!" Boxed. $10-$30. (Mattel released a similar version, apparently
just for the non-U.S. market. Mattel's Lisa rag doll is virtually identical
to the Dan Dee version, except for a Mattel logo appears on the pink display
box, as well as writing in Spanish mixed with English. There is also no Dan
Dee tag on the doll. $20-$35.)
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Lisa 10-inch rag, 1990. Red felt dress. Display card reads, "Buy me,
not Bart." Carded. $3-$15.
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Lisa 10-inch stick-on cloth rag, 1990. Same as 10-inch rag doll above,
except it has suction cups on arms and feet. Boxed. $5-$20.
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Lisa, "Special Expressions," 1990. Same as 10-inch rag doll above,
except it features a pink jacket. Display card shows Lisa saying, "Buy me,
not Bart!" Carded. $10-$15.
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Maggie 8-inch rag, 1990. In full-length nightgown and pacifier. Display
card reads, "Suc! Suc!" Carded. $4-$20.
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Maggie, "Special Expressions," 1990. Similar to 8-inch rag doll, except
Maggie is wearing a small bib that reads, "Here comes trouble!" Display card
shows Maggie saying, "Suc! Suc!" Carded. $10-$15.
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Maggie 14-inch rag, 1990. In full-length nightgown and pacifier. Boxed.
$20-$35.
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Marge, "Special Expressions," Cloth rag doll in green dress. Attached
to a display card showing Marge saying, "Where's that Bart!" Card. $10-$15.
Playmates Toys
Better known for its action figures and playsets, Playmates Toys in 2000 came out with Bart and Homer dolls that talk when you squeeze their bellies. Facing them together, they can carry on a short conversation, although none of the dialogue comes from the series. Playmates had announced plans for similar Marge and Lisa interactive dolls, but the company canceled them before the Homer and Bart versions came to market.
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Bart interactive, 2000. Playmates Toys. 15-inch doll that utters 10 phrases, as well as uses infrared sensors to carry on conversations with a similar Homer doll. Boxed. $10-$20. Photo.
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Homer interactive, 2000. Playmates Toys. 15-inch doll that utters 10 phrases, as well as uses infrared sensors to carry on conversations with a similar Bart doll. Boxed. $10-$20. Photo.
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Krusty the Clown, 2001. Playmates Toys. 16-inch doll with a roto-cast plastic head and plush body. Inspired by the Krusty doll on the 1992 "The Treehouse of Horror" episode, the doll has triangular teeth, an "evil" switch on his back and a pull string, which activates the actual voice of Bart's favorite TV clown. Boxed. $30-$35. Photo.
Burger King
These dolls remain popular with collectors, although their widespread
distribution and somewhat distorted features make them worth far less than
many of the dolls' owners imagine. They are certainly essential Simpsons
collectibles -- and a relatively easy and inexpensive way to start the hobby.
To identify a Burger King doll that may be missing original packaging, look
for tags that read: "Reg. No. Pa-2530 (HK) . . ." etc. etc. Prices typically
range from $4 for a near-mint doll without packaging to $10 for one still
in its original sealed bag.
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Bart, 9 inches with attached cardboard skateboard.
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Homer, 10 inches with attached cardboard bowling bag.
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Lisa, 8 inches with attached cardboard saxophone.
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Maggie, 7 inches with attached cardboard teddy bear.
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Marge, 12 inches with attached cardboard purse.
Marge Burger King doll photo.
Presents
This company, a division of Hamilton Gifts, produced a nice series of vinyl
Simpsons dolls with gift tags attached. Each doll originally was packaged
in a plastic bag with a display card. Wound around an arm of each doll is
a gift tag showing the Simpsons family on the outside and "To:" and "From:"
on the inside. Display cards warn: "For ages 3 and up."
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Bart 6-inch (with slingshot), 1990. Facing sideways and holding slingshot
in left hand. Blue cloth shirt and shorts. Bagged. $10-$20.
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Bart 6-inch (without slingshot), 1990. Facing forward with no slingshot.
Blue cloth shirt and shorts. Bagged. $10-$20.
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Bart 9-inch (with slingshot), 1990. Bagged. $15-$25.
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Bart 9-inch (without slingshot), 1990. Bagged. $15-$25.
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Homer 7-1/2-inch, 1990. Wearing white cloth shirt and blue pants.
Bagged. $10-$20.
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Lisa 4-inch, 1990. Red cloth dress. 1-1/2-inch gift tag. Bagged. $10-$20.
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Lisa 7-inch, 1990. Red cloth dress. 1-1/2-inch gift tag. Bagged. $10-$20.
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Maggie 4-inch, 1990. Blue night gown and holding red rattle. 1-1/2-inch
gift tag. Bagged. $10-$20.
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Marge 9-inch, 1990. Green cloth dress. 1-1/2 inch gift tag. Bagged.
$10-$20.
Vivid Imaginations
In the late 1990s this U.K. manufacturer became one of the leading producers
of Simpsons merchandise, including these dolls.
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Bart "Itchy & Scratchy" 10-inch UK, 1997. Vivid Imaginations.
Approximately 10-inch-high soft-body doll with vinyl head, very similar in
size and appearance to the Burger King dolls, except for the red T-shirt
that shows Itchy & Scratchy on it. The doll comes attached to a small
card and was originally sold with a small plastic bag over the head. Carded.
$10-$20.
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Bart "Itchy & Scratchy" 16-inch UK, 1997. Approximately 16-inch-high
soft-body doll with vinyl head. The red T-shirt shows Itchy & Scratchy
on it. The doll comes attached to a 4-1/2-inch diameter, circular paper tag.
There is also a plastic string in the back attached to a cardboard hanger
so the doll could be hung for display in stores. Tagged. $20-$30.
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Bart, talking, UK, 1997. Approximately 14-inch-high soft-body doll
with a vinyl head and dressed in an "Itchy & Scratchy Show" red shirt.
When you squeeze its stomach, it spouts one of three phrases: "Eat my shorts!"
"Aye carumba!" or "Gimme a break!" It requires three 1.5 volt button cell
batteries, which are included for demonstration purposes. The display box
on the doll were changed dramatically for ones featuring 1998 copyrights.
The newer ones don't feature a cardboard top over the top of the doll, which
makes it easier to see the doll still inside the box. Boxed. $35-$50.
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Homer Hawaiian 11-inch UK, 1997. Approximately 11-inch-high soft-body
doll with vinyl head, very similar in size and appearance to the Burger King
dolls, except for the Hawaiian-pattern shirt and shorts of this newer doll.
The doll comes attached to a small card and was originally sold with a small
plastic bag over the head. Carded. $15-$20.
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Homer Hawaiian 17-inch UK, 1997. Approximately 17-inch-high soft-body
doll with vinyl head. It is dressed in a Hawaiian-pattern shirt and shorts.
The doll comes attached to a 4-1/2-inch diameter, circular paper tag. There
is also a plastic string in the back attached to a cardboard hanger so the
doll could be hung for display in stores. Tagged. $20-$30.
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Homer, suction cup, 1998. 10-inch doll with vinyl head and soft, stuffed
body. Homer is dressed only in white briefs and a T-shirt under which his
belly protrudes. Suction cups are sewn into his hands so it can be attached
to the inside of a car window. The doll hangs on a display card and is sealed
in a bag. Bagged. $15-$20.
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Homer, talking, UK, 1997 and 1988. Approximately 18-inch-high soft-body
doll with a vinyl head and dressed in a Hawaiian shirt. When you squeeze
its stomach, it spouts one of three phrases: "Why you little --," "D'oh!"
or "Do I smell cupcakes?" It requires three 1.5 volt button cell batteries,
which are included for demonstration purposes. The display box on the doll
were changed dramatically for ones featuring 1998 copyrights. The newer ones
don't feature a cardboard top over the top of the doll, which makes it easier
to see the doll still inside the box. $35-$50.
Bean bag
In 1999, Giftware International released a set of Simpsons bean-bag
toys featuring animal characters from the series. They
are a rare change of pace from the typical Simpsons dolls featuring Bart, Homer
and other family members.
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Lisa, 1993. Jemini. Vinyl head and cloth body, approximately
6 inches high. Doll comes packaged in open box in the shape of a sofa with
saxophone. Back shows family members posing, with Bart, Lisa and Maggie making
faces. The packaging indicates Jemini is located in France, although all
of the text on the packaging is in English. We've seen a similar bean bag
doll for Marge and suspect others were made for other Simpsons family members.
$15-$25.
- Blinky, the Three-Eyed Fish, 1999. Giftwear International. U.K.
6-inch-long plush bean-bag figure of the fish mutated by Springfield's nuclear
power plant. With large white plastic eyes. Tagged. $15-$20.
- Itchy, the Mouse 1999. Giftwear International. 10-inch-high plush
bean-bag figure dressed in vest. With large white plastic eyes. $15-$20.
- Santa's Little Helper dog, 1999. Giftwear International. U.K. 7-inch-high
plush bean-bag figure of the Simpsons' dog. With large white plastic eyes. Tagged. $10-$13.
- Scratchy, the cat 1999. Giftwear International. 11-inch-high plush
bean-bag figure. With large white plastic eyes and tongue that hangs out. Tagged
$15-$20.
- Snowball II cat, 1999. Giftwear International. 12-inch-long plush
bean-bag figure of the Simpsons' cat. With large white soft-cloth eyes. Tagged. $13-$15.
Other
Bart arcade dolls from Acme are nearly as plentiful today as Burger King
dolls, although it is a trick to find the arcade versions in mint condition
with original tags. Even harder to find are the Homer, Marge and Lisa arcade dolls
in any condition. It's uncertain whether Acme manufactured arcade dolls for
other Simpsons characters.
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Bart arcade, 20-inch, 1990. Acme Premium Supply Co. Large plastic
head and furry cloth body. These dolls were widely used at prizes at fairs
and arcades. Tagged. $15-$40. Bart arcade doll photo.
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Bart arcade, 11-inch, 1990. Acme Premium Supply Co. Plastic head and
soft stuffed body. Much harder to find than the 20-inch doll from Acme. Tagged.
$10-$30.
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Homer arcade, 24-inch, 1990. Acme. Large plastic head and furry cloth
body. It's much harder to find than Bart arcade version. Tagged. $20-$50.
Homer arcade doll photo.
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Homer arcade, 11-inch, 1990. Acme. Similar in size to Burger King
Homer doll, except the features are much thinner. All cloth body with plastic
head. No tags. $20.
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Krusty the Clown, 1993. Play-By-Play Toys & Novelties. 12-inch
doll similar in size and style to Burger King dolls. Bagged. $10-$30.
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Lisa arcade, 10-inch, 1990. Acme. Vinyl head and furry cloth body.
The design is very similar in size and look to the Burger King Lisa doll.
No packaging. $25.
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Lisa bean bag, 1993. Jemini. Vinyl head and cloth body, approximately
6 inches high. Doll comes packaged in open box in the shape of a sofa with
saxophone. Back shows family members posing, with Bart, Lisa and Maggie making
faces. The packaging indicates Jemini is located in France, although all
of the text on the packaging is in English. We've seen a similar bean bag
doll for Marge and suspect others were made for other Simpsons family members.
$15-$25.
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Maggie 8-inch, 1990. Ganz Bros. Canada. Similar in size and design to Burger
King doll. Boxed. $10.
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Santa's Little Helper bean bag, 1999. Giftwear International. U.K. 7-inch-high
stuffed bean-bag figure of the Simpsons' dog. With large white plastic eyes. Tagged. $10-$13.
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The first dollar amount for each item listed above is an approximate value
in mint condition without packaging. The second figure is the value of the
item in mint condition in near-mint original packaging, if it exists.
Copyright 1996-2002, William LaRue.
Updated: 1/5/02
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