The following poem is reputed to have been found among the papers of James Mowett, RN:
"Stephen on the Pitch"
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Leopard eleven that day;
The score stood forty-six with a single out to play.
And then when Byron got a duck, and Holles came up scratch,
A sickly quiet fell upon the watchers of the match.
A sober few got up to leave in deep despair. The rest
Had lost the hope which dwells within the Malay maiden's breast,
And thought that only Aubrey could win their hearts' release -
We'd put up even money with our Captain at the crease.
But Doudle came 'fore Aubrey, as did Doctor Maturin,
And the former was a cipher and the latter was akin;
So on that stricken multitude the death-like silence sat,
For there seemed but little chance of Aubrey's getting to the bat.
Now Doudle stepped upon the pitch, a tremor in every limb,
The Cumberlands all certain they would make quick work of him.
Their Admiral bowled a wicked lob which took a devilish twist;
That awkward lubber Doudle hit it, straight to the Admiral's fist.
Then from a hundred throats or so there rose a doubtful roar;
It rumbled through the ulas trees and across the sandy shore.
Where is the barky's surgeon, does not anybody know?
Where oh where, they ask distraught, did this 'not quite' fellow go?
Young Forshaw raced to search the town - hospital, brothel and ditch -
To summon, to beg, to drag the errant doctor to the pitch.
He found his man all cool as ice, his manner still unrattled.
So Stephen strode out from the jungle to where his team now battled.
Hold up your end, they bade, as bat in hand the doctor took his place;
Defiance gleamed in Maturin's eye, a reptilian glare upon his face.
The Admiral held the ball to nose, his Cumberlands on alert;
And he bowled the sphere, a humming orb, to graze across the dirt.
The Leopards watched, all mute with awe, as Stephen danced ahead.
He checked the ball and dribbled it back - in the quiet they heard his tread.
The surgeon scooped it up and hurled the globe with a terrible Irish screech;
He shattered the stump and scattered the bits full halfway to the beach!
Oh, somewhere o'er those sunlit seas the cheerful mermaids swim;
The sloths are dozing somewhere, and wombats eat gold trim;
And somewhere squeakers skylark, and bosuns grin, no doubt;
But there is no joy in Pulo Batang - Stephen was called out.