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Funny Animations
Easter Eggs
Rumour Generator
The Densa Quiz!
WHAT'S YOUR EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT?
How Healthy is your Lifestyle?
Sexual Purity Tests
Here's a bonanza of useful and fun sites to help you test yourself
Genealogy
Have you ever wondered how you could
Free Greeting Cards You can make someone's day!
Mark's Apology Notes
Dr. Werner Wilhelm Webowitz
Pizza
Brad Harrington's
Wine's Home Page
Wine Spectator
Vino
Wines
Ravenswood Wines
MTV

Play Asteroids!

Due to some complaints, I was forced to move
the Nudes to their own page.
You'll have to
Click Here
from now on.
MINDLESS FUN!!!!
Top 10 Road Signs
World Population Clock
Including "Dancing Fat Guys"
are little secret tricks
in computer software,
movies, music, art,
books, or even your watch.
Generate your own rumours.
See what the earth looks like from space
right now!
DISTORTIONS is back with
one new image every week.
Excellent Real Audio Oldies

The object of the game is
to raise the best darn porker
you can.To play the game
you must raise a pig from
a piglet to a hog in a matter of five days. 

This site tracks Internet traffic around
the world. Connection a little slow?
Check out the bottlenecks here.
(Updated hourly)
This is a true challenge!The tests listed here are just for your amusement
... or frustration.Self Test for Personality and Emotional

How dumb are you?
See how your personality type
affects love and life.
The Rationals,
The Idealists,
The Artisans,
The Guardians.
Which are you?
EQ vs IQ
Chinese Horoscope
(Many Other Tests Too!)
The more insight you have into the powerful
influence of your name, the greater opportunity
to enjoy the success you are capable
of achieving.
How often is your
first name and last name used?
1990 Census
Your tax dollars at work.
may mean something.
Baby names explained.
Extensive collection of clip-art.
Is your Home Page pregnant?
Drop off your sample here.

Plan ahead for April Fools Day and get all the laughs.

we will show you how to
make it at home. Have you ever found
yourself wondering how your favorite
restaurants create your favorite dishes?
prepare it yourself?
Brain Candy
"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation."
- - - George Bernard Shaw
Send a Card.
Show someone you care...
See what movies were
released on this day!!
Send an ATM or a
Sailboat if you want.
for any occasion.
It's fun, it's easy and,
best of all, it's free!
Brighten someone's day!!
More Animated
Internet Greeting Cards
More fun than useful. Try it!
Over 3,300 clichés indexed!
Try these out! Internet-based Cameras.
Wacky Patents
The Wacky Patent of the Month
is devoted to recognizing selected inventors
and their remarkable and unconventional
patented inventions.

Useless Site of the Week
the Internet's friendly reminder
that life is slipping away second by second.
(My date is Wednesday, July 3, 2030)
- Settling Trivial Arguments -
Dead or Alive?
If you're curious about the
(former) health of famous
people, you may
want to look them up.
"It's really fun" -- Pat Paulsen (1927-1997) 
Check our kissing tip of the day,
from the book "365 Ways
to Kiss Your Love".
There's a Men's version and a
Women's version!
Your on-line shrink.
Check out his
Art Collection.
Check out this parody of AOL.
Yes, it's come to this.
Order your pizza, on-line!
No virtual anchovies, please...
Hard Drive
Type your phone number in.
It might spell something!
Arrest yourself
and save taxpayer dollars.
Just have a seat and
fill out the forms.
Ever feel like punching O.J. out?
It's you in the ring with
OJ!
(Requires "Shockwave" - available on the site)
Official Website.
Schedules, Standings for
Winston Cup, Busch Series,
and more.
You may be a redneck if...
All about racing.
Owned by Jeff Gordon, Rusty Wallace,
Richard and Kyle Petty.
The Late Night TV Page
receives nearly 2,000 hits every day.
Ultimate Television Network
Over 6000 links to
over 900 shows.
The Dilbert zone.
Looking For a Job?
Huge searchable database.
and other people searches.
Looking For an Exact Address?
Your Post Office Here.

If it sounds too good to be true...
See if your favorite
band has a Web Page.
Thousands of bands listed.
Amazing database!
If you need to know anything about
Buying, Tasting, Pronouncing
those Funny Words, this
"Best of the Web" site can
teach you quick!
Wine Tasting Notes
Tip and links all about wine.
A great link to French
Wining and Dining.
Great Food/Wine pairings.
This is Wine Spectator Magazine,
the "bible", when it comes to
Wining and Dining.
Great Food/Wine Pics.
Links to "Cigar Aficionado".
Yet another wine link.
Which is your favorite?
More wine links.
They make an excellent Zin.
Look for the Raven on the bottle!
Their slogan:
"No Wimpy Wines"
1-800-NO-WHIMPY...
honest!
you a Cocktail?
New Cocktail every week!
Sociable!
A - Z Drink Listing.
There are more than 3,100 recipes.
Enjoy!
The digital domain.
All about Computers.
including David Letterman.
Cable TV's Sci-Fi network.
Remember when this stood for
Music TeleVision?

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