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Addventure Episodes

Addventure is an ongoing story where you have the option to add new chapters, plots, storylines and characters. The episodes presented below are from the Endless Perspectives game, which rotate around a central character named Scott (some episodes are told from a second-person perspective, or by "You"). Scott's having a really bad day, and it's up to you to help him find that elusive happy ending...or make his life harder than it is.

Other Addventure related links:

Lots42's Addventure Episode Guide, Episodes by Notorious, Betty Ragan's Addventure Episodes, Bill Moran's Endless Perspectives Game Guide

Ben’s Addventure Episodes:

  • 326 Scott explores a fifteen-mile long hallway.
  • 413 While getting in shape, Scott finds two new doors on the spiral staircase.
  • 515 In a computer game that doesn't exist yet.
  • 516 Scott finds himself in a weird game with a misspelled title.
  • 828 Through a yellow puddle (not urine!), Scott discovers a room with ten doors...and a future adversary.
  • 829 Scott goes through a red puddle.
  • 926 Scott drinks himself to death while partying with his pirate friends.
  • 927 Misunderstanding the pirate's intentions, Scott escapes.
  • 928 The pirates give Scott concert tickets to see The Ramones. Check those tickets, Scott!
  • 1656 President Scott abuses his power.
  • 1927 Scott and the Zebra-Hybrid are busted for possession of marijuana.
  • 1930 Marvin the Robot recites every digit in Pi. Scott watches.
  • 3079 In a strange place, Scott searches for his compass.
  • 3601 Two men watch Scott act like a child.
  • 3842 You "audishen" for a play.
  • 4090 Trapped in a weasel factory, Scott eats a red mango.
  • 4746 Scott is slightly injured after being hit by a truck.
  • 4811 State Route 756.
  • 4877 That rotten boy Scott slaps a female classmate crosseyed in class.
  • 4908 In class, Scott sings a simple song.
  • 4922 Scott asks Sister Mary a stupid question.
  • 7283 In a candy war, Scott runs out of Mentos.
  • 7319 Scott returns to college, vowing for better grades this time.
  • 7918 Trapped in orbit, Scott screams.
  • 9245 Scott neglects his personal habits and concentrates on getting out of space and back on Earth.
  • 9343 Scott enjoys a brief reign as ruler of the world.
  • 9587 Scott foils your attempt at drowning your friend George.
  • 10001 Scott begs Lizzy not to go.
  • 10476 A rip in time sends Scott away from stupid sex. **
  • 12329 Scott's mom calls and reminds a hungover Scott that he promised to help Dad fix the sink today!
  • 12340 Biff is hauled away after threatening a hungover Scott.
  • 12860 You're upset that the pumpkins disappeared from the orange room. You ask Scott for a silver door. Scott lets you have one.
  • 12861 Scott hooks you up with his neighbor Trixie.
  • 12863 Upset, you ask Scott for an elephant stampede.
  • 13801 Scott finds his life changed by powerful forces. (Added May 12)
  • 14179 You and Scott are imprisoned in hell itself.
  • 14190 Scott is forced to explain himself after turning up at an arctic mining camp. **
  • 16264 You lie dying on the floor. Scott calls for help.
  • 17245 Through a mysterious hole.
  • 17603 Scott and new friend Lizzy try dating.
  • 18331 Scott gets ridiculously drunk at a party to celebrate episode #13000.
  • 22265 Scott borrows a power saw and goes around destroying things.
  • 23916 Scott runs for his life from angry drug dealers.
  • 25053 A strange house. (Added May 12) **
  • 29833 A suicidal George goes skydiving.
  • 30460 Talking wallpaper explains the Meaning of Life to Scott.
  • 31863 Scott insults Bob Dole.
  • 35950 T.J. Smith (Scott) throws up all over Bo and Luke Duke.
  • 35952 Transported to a teenage TV show.
  • 36290 Same oasis: Scott gets tricked.
  • 36292 Same oasis: Scott learns not to drink from the black flask.
  • 36698 Scott personally ends a stupid thread of sex episodes. **
  • 39000 You're hungover and you try to walk down the spiral staircase.
  • 39002 You can't figure out how you got drunk the night before.
  • 42859 Jennifer and Scott get it on without dating first.
  • 43953 A world with no people?
  • 45146 A homicidal Scott is gunned down by his children.
  • 45148 How can Scott explain why he killed his wife to his youngest daughter?
  • 48468 Time Trapper erases Lots42 and Daniel Jones from reality.
  • 50411 President Ratboy (Scott) dies from the Black Plague.
  • 50413 Nuclear war? Congress vetoes President Ratboy's war games.
  • 51980 Scott buys a bitchin' Tom Servo costume for a party.
  • 53446 A diabolical party and Scott's the guest of honor!
  • 56109 Scott and a porn star read stock quotes.
  • 56078 Scott becomes the leader of a small republic--briefly.
  • 60408 Out of character, Scott commits retail theft!
  • 61000 Scott and his grandmother enjoy coffee while Granddad stumbles around blinded.
  • 61474 You get decked by a very angry Scott.
  • 61476 You and Scott are the size of ants and trapped in a kid's jar. Scott uses an explosive candy bar to escape.
  • 61477 Trapped in the jar, Scott's exploding candy bar causes fatal results.
  • 64036 Scott watches helplessly as a spider kills a man who is only one and a half inches tall.
  • 66374 Scott escapes a room before a Silver Door curse overtakes it.
  • 66937 A girl has been dumped. Scott goes to teach the guy a lesson.
  • 67522 Waxing philosophical about the perfect burger?
  • 67622 Scott kills a cyclops and rescues a popular actress.
  • 69014 Calvin and Hobbes attempt to transform Scott into a tiger.
  • 69968 Barry Manilow is dead. Blame Scott.
  • 70728 Another stupidity bomb saves Scott from stupid sex.
  • 71000 Offended, Scott hastily leaves the Land of Oz. **
  • 71282 Scott, Bruce, Lou, Ralph and Wiley attempt to break into Game 4.
  • 72044 Scott puts pencils up the President's nose as he sleeps.
  • 72415 Scott loses control in a dragon's lair.
  • 72701 Lizzie Borden.
  • 73616 Scott foils Floyd Belcher's plan to assassinate Elvis.
  • 73665 Scott is finally driven over the edge by snotty high school girls.
  • 73820 A male cheerleader named Michael Smith is seriously injured.
  • 75082 A mysterious explosion has Scott confused.
  • 75349 Scott compares pros and cons of the minimum wage issue while flying.
  • 75351 A winged Scott is taken away after disgracing himself on a statue.
  • 75380 Scott slides down the rail of the spiral staircase.
  • 75383 As Superman, Scott goes on a killing spree.
  • 75384 Clark Kent successfully regains control of his body, leaving Scott out of luck.
  • 75385 Scott uses his Superman powers to finally destroy Lex Luthor.
  • 75437 Scott cries 'cause he accidentally killed the paperboy.
  • 75438 Playing possum.
  • 76064 Gripped by fear, Scott throws all his belongings out a window.
  • 76330 Elvis asks for Scott's PB&J sandwich.
  • 76985 Spock goes on a rampage.
  • 77000 Calvin changes Scott into you.
  • 77422 A strength maddened Scott looks for an old teacher.
  • 77423 Scott discovers the remains of his childhood friend Bobby Jones.
  • 77431 The Incredible Scott destroys the planet's inner core.
  • 77854 In a forked abyss, Scott has to dodge falling grand pianos.
  • 77977 Godzilla hits New York and battles the Incredible Scott.
  • 78069 At the Addventure party, Scott meets some guests from Game 4.
  • 78076 J.D. Salinger refuses to talk to Scott at the Addventure party.
  • 78376 Scott's fatal attempt at gettin' it on with Data.
  • 78474 Onstage brawl at the Academy Awards.
  • 78736 Scott meets Ben McClellan.
  • 79026 Prima donna actor Morris accuses his director of inappropriate sexual behavior.
  • 79047 Crazed fans charge famous rocker Scott during a performance.
  • 79716 Scott's trapped in a wall. You are no help at all.
  • 79797 Taking a short nap, Scott travels backwards in time.
  • 80014 A crucial coinflip.
  • 80015 To determine who will remain in Game 3, you and Scott have a sick competition.
  • 80095 Music store employee Dan Fogelbert causes a blackout to escape an armed robbery attempt.
  • 80107 Time Trapper reverses time, preventing a deadly explosion at the Addventure party.
  • 80500 Transported to Game 4, Scott runs for his life.
  • 80541 A car accident.
  • 80542 Addventure authors sue Prisoner after you, Scott and Dan are murdered.
  • 80828 You and Scott win a gold medal for bobsledding.
  • 81167 Scott and company attack an author who tries to backlink all episodes to #432.
  • 81262 Mario is dead.
  • 81605 Scott confronts a woman claiming to be God.
  • 82000 A real stupid episode. **
  • 82038 Scott's daydreaming costs his ball team a win. (Added May 12)
  • 82099 Scott and company meet three new friends while gamehopping.
  • 82222 Afternoon quickie with an old teacher? (Added May 12)
  • 82223 The Incredible Scott dropkicks Mrs. Kirzenstan to Australia.
  • 82247 Scott's friends from Game 4 are brutally killed.
  • 82248 More guests at the first Addventure party.
  • 82308 Wiley is sent to Game 4.
  • 82398 Scott is attacked by a pack of rabid weasels.
  • 82417 As Superman, Scott panics and calls Bill Murray for advice.
  • 82418 Scott decides to be a man and battles LexCorp armed guards.
  • 82439 The Superman thread is halted as Scott plays an immature joke.
  • 82440 Lex Luthor reveals the truth.
  • 82442 A naked Scott applys for employment at a music store.
  • 82444 Scott starts a CD throwing fight.
  • 82666 Authors vow never to let Scott take control again.
  • 82937 Scott jumps out the window and explodes upon impact.
  • 82939 A suicide attempt is foiled by improbable events.
  • 83000 Given a choice, Scott is transported to Chicago.
  • 83076 Time Trapper confronts an uncaring Scott about causing the deadly explosion at the Addventure party.
  • 83243 Scott attempts to escape the LexCorp guards.
  • 83248 The real Superman gets Scott out of a jam.
  • 83366 Scott takes up juggling...kittens.
  • 83375 As Superman, Scott deliberately exiles himself from Earth after destroying Metropolis.
  • 83376 Lots42 and a reader have a senseless argument.
  • 83389 Suicidal woman on a ledge.
  • 83390 Scott causes a fatality after sneezing.
  • 83484 President Scott drops nuclear families on Iraq.
  • 83611 Scott attempts to kill himself by swinging.
  • 83612 Godzilla wipes out a playground.
  • 83634 As Batman, Scott investigates a rigged sand sculpture contest at a mall.
  • 83636 Superman/Scott juggles an African family.
  • 84215 A Zebra-Hybrid kills Scott with a hard kick to the head.
  • 84391 Labor camp for Scott after being found guilty of "game skipping".
  • 84551 Scott is transported to the Detroit ghetto.
  • 84453 Scott wipes out a corps of British soldiers in the Revolutionary War, setting the stage for the future destruction of America.
  • 84589 Transformed into a hungry cat, Scott walks on his master to wake him up.
  • 84592 Scott the cat uses his master's face as a litter box.
  • 84878 Scott's long lost daughter is finally revealed.
  • 84881 Scott and Katie visit French Lick, Indiana!
  • 84889 Fighting with Time Trapper, a crippled Scott attempts detonating in his face.
  • 84934 Survivors of the blast confront Scott.
  • 85192 Scott the cat goes on a quest for cat food. (Added May 12)
  • 85204 Evil Superman/Scott is drastically changed.
  • 85651 Scott's a nut.
  • 85652 The Ring of Death attacks the local housing comission.
  • 85653 Scott disposes of the Ring of Death.
  • 85654 The housing comission gets a golden shower from Scott.
  • 85659 Scott uses breakfast cereal to battle a spaghetti monster.
  • 85660 Transformed into Bob Barker, Scott tricks the spaghetti monster.
  • 85750 Batman confronts Scott in a Metropolis jail cell.
  • 86000 You, Scott and several innocent bystanders are trapped in Quake.
  • 86002 France is somehow transported to the moon by Scott.
  • 86076 Scott learns that smiling is infectious.
  • 86121 A night of passion with Superman kills Lenny.
  • 86122 Lenny's body gets thrown across Metropolis.
  • 86257 Ben creates a brand new Scott.
  • 86325 In a future game, Scott scares Brian the Whipping Boy! (Added May 18th)
  • 86327 Game 9383: Scott meets Brian the Whipping Boy. (Added May 18th)
  • 86328 In game 9383, Brian the Whipping Boy defeats Scott, then plots to kill him before Game 3 starts.
  • 86640 A tube.
  • 86841 Whipping Boy kills Scott, seriously damaging Addventure reality.
  • 86863 Disturbing behavior.
  • 86992 Scott discovers a janitor's closet.
  • 87000 Addventure officials halt one Scott storyline and start a new one. **
  • 87172 Placed on probation, Scott sleeps for a year.
  • 87173 Scott damn near kills himself on Jagermeister.
  • 87174 Scott attempts to get into prison.
  • 87184 Time Trapper eliminates a harsh storyline created by Scott.
  • 87257 Who stole Scott's pants?
  • 87260 As Superman, Scott attempts to destroy NBC.
  • 87506 The Misanthropic Scott attempts to get a job.
  • 87816 Scott embarrasses his nun.
  • 88000 Scott decides to become a wildly successful author.
  • 88012 More options for Scott's first book.
  • 88013 Options for Scott's first "how-to" book.
  • 88022 Even more choices for Scott's first book.
  • 88071 Scott is fascinated that the shopping center he works at straddles a state border.
  • 88419 Emilia reveals all to Scott.
  • 88555 Scott debuts the "Superman Strut" for the citizens of Metropolis.
  • 88888 A team of authors attempt to stop Scott's evil twin brother Ulrik from killing all his friends.
  • 88989 A small boy discovers Scott's gory remains after he's killed.
  • 89000 Scott's magical shield sends him to Calcutta...Indiana.
  • 89016 Scott quits Game 3, a kid named Louie takes his place.
  • 89017 Two supporting characters take over for Scott after he quits.
  • 89200 Ordering out for pizza, Scott the cat adds his own toppings.
  • 89202 Scott the cat does the impossible.
  • 89236 A jerk orders Scott to get him a beer.
  • 89300 In a strange room, Scott examines a Jeep.
  • 89301 Large grey barrel in the mysterious new room.
  • 89303 Scott gets in serious trouble.
  • 89368 During Scott's trial, everyone belches at once.
  • 89369 On trial, Scott disrupts the court proceedings.
  • 89633 Scott realizes that he's in the wrong house!
  • 89813 Trapped between games, Scott, The Seeker, Mr. Qrygg, Dan Danger, Game 1's you and Game 2's you meet time travelling versions of themselves.
  • 89842 In the land of Oz, you and your friends stay at a tumbledown inn.
  • 89843 The yellow brick road forks. Which way will you go?
  • 89850 Scott's on a runaway boat headed for a waterfall.
  • 89949 The Catcher in the Rye Scott is not!
  • 90000 Scott steps through a transparent door and finds another Addventure party.
  • 90059 Paco the Samurai Jellybean attacks Zebroids trying to crash the second Addventure party.
  • 90112 Captain Continuity shows up at the Addventure party.
  • 90173 The cake is poisoned, but Ben and Scott have survived.
  • 90198 Scott talks to someone unexpected at the party.
  • 90219 Scott walks around in circles before falling on his face.
  • 90526 North Carolina.
  • 90532 In trouble for screwing around at work, Scott forgets something very important.
  • 90696 Scott and his friends battle Snuggles, Barney and the Teletubbies.
  • 90707 Paco the Samurai Jelly Bean meets an unexpected death.
  • 91024 Scott binges on ice cream until he gets sick.
  • 91087 Ben murders Prisoner to thwart his evil plans.
  • 91094 Scott and Crossroads Man find out who their real father is.
  • 91289 Scott smokes the ashen remains of the authors.
  • 91317 Scott divebombs some lost kids in his neighborhood.
  • 91318 Mysterious forces send Scott tumbling from his rooftop.
  • 91510 John Cleese sings outside Scott's cell, and Scott realizes his one true dream in life.
  • 91597 Lots42's editorial on dishwasher soap makes him ill.
  • 91717 Scott's an unhappy multibillionaire. A giant bee is his latest problem.
  • 91854 Scott has transformed himself into Neve Campbell. He takes a walk.
  • 92872 In a new realm, Scott confuses the masses.
  • 92949 Sex scandal at the high school basketball game.
  • 92991 Scott attacks a gigantic lizard creature destroying a suburb.
  • 93000 The Ring of Death is subdued, but Scott still skips town!
  • 93042 A confrontation with the Ring of Death in a Texas town.
  • 93304 You, Scott and Dan are dead. Addventure debuts a surprise new lead character!
  • 93566 Enter Scott's private crypt and see how many ways he has died.
  • 93584 Scott's still in the dragon's lair. Lord Fred arrives, determined to slay the beast.
  • 93586 Scott again loses control in the dragon's lair.
  • 93819 At a blues club, Scott does an encore.
  • 93856 Sent back in time, Scott foils a fatal explosion.
  • 94065 Scott, Lots42 and Katie have lunch at a local McDonald's.
  • 94169 Scott, Lots42 and Katie are lost and they call home from a service station.
  • 94221 Scott and Katie are teleported to a parallel Earth. Which is the native planet of Lots42.
  • 94229 Lots42 makes Scott rub his nipples. It grosses Katie out.
  • 94237 The Hall of Healing: Scott, Katie and Lots42 wake up here after escaping a fiery gas station explosion.
  • 94926 A grenade gets stuffed down Lots42's underwear, with hilarious consequences!
  • 95014 Scott talks about cliches in horror movies.
  • 95097 Scott chases a car door through heavy traffic.
  • 95099 Scott has a vision of a gigantic meteor destroying the planet.
  • 95104 Steve and his terrible day at high school.
  • 95111 You can't figure out why there's a tank in a city park.
  • 95583 The search for the real killers at the second party.
  • 95586 At what's left of the second Addventure party, The Seeker shamelessly flirts with Katie Holmes.
  • 97000 Scott shoots up two buses for the hell of it.
  • 97230 The Seeker continues flirting with Katie Holmes.
  • 97295 An interviewer annoys people on the streets. (Added May 12)
  • 97385 The party is gripped by kung-fu fever! (Added May 12)
  • 97443 Ben has something to say at the party. (Added May12)
  • 97446 Scott draws on the wall. (Added May12)
  • 97970 Godzilla attacks Scott, Katie and Lots42.
  • 97971 Teleported on the field of a baseball game?
  • 97976 Back to Lots42's home planet.
  • 98000 Unexpected friends join Scott, Katie and Lots42 on a parallel Earth.
  • 98122 The Seeker has two friends to flirt with now! (Added May 12)
  • 98804 Scott returns from the dead. (Added May 12)
  • 98879 Lots42 bites the dust at the party. (Added May 12)
  • 98880 Scott shoots a beer keg? (Added May 12)
  • 98884 An angered Scott kills Big Bird. (Added May 12)
  • 99507 Bohemian Rhapsody! (Added May 12)
  • 99545 Scott jumps from the torch on the Statue of Liberty. (Added May 12)
  • 99548 Scott levels various New York City landmarks just by pointing. (Added May 12)
  • 99552 The same interviewer annoys more people. (Added May 12)
  • 99617 Just who is the dictator in a chaos-ravaged Earth? (Added May 12)
  • 99576 Ben plays Truth or Dare at the party. (Added May 18th)
  • 99773 Scott plays yet another practical joke in Game 9383. (Added May 18th)
    • Episodes marked ** have starting points for new storylines.
    Not all episodes are linkable. Not all episodes above are extendable (some options in episodes are backlinked to earlier episodes).

    Addventure: Rock of Ages

    A while ago, I came up with the concept of Scott and many Addventure authors and characters being the only ones able to stop a multibillion dollar criminal corporation from conquering the world in the year 2000 after causing the world's computer systems to crash, wiping out money and other essential information. I did get more than halfway done through the storyline before burning myself out.

    Click here to start reading what I did finish, and yes, I am fully aware that there are two Parts 9. It was a mistake. Honest.

    Hmmm, looks like this page is getting too big. Expect this episode guide to be divided in half (or worse!) in the not-too distant future.

    I will attempt to update this page as much as possible, since I do knock off an average of ten to fifteen new episodes a week (providing Addventure's server doesn't go bad and not allow new episodes to be written). Keep checking back here, or wait for an announcement in the Addventure mailing list, which ever comes first...

    Last update: May 18th, 1999 (five new episodes, and somehow, that Rock of Ages link got lost during the last update). Suggestions or comments? E-mail me: Benman13@aol.com (please use "Addventure guide" in the subject line so I don't dump your mail without reading it first.)