Berryman Boutique

How to order (scroll down for the CDs)

OUR NEW CD IS HERE!!! THE UNIVERSE: 14 EXAMPLES.

You can buy CDs directly from us:

• Use our MAIL ORDER FORM with your Visa or Mastercard or check or money order.
• Use our E-MAIL ORDER FORM with your Visa or MasterCard. (Go HERE for advice on disguising your card info).
• Use our PHONE ORDER Instructions with your Visa or MasterCard.
• We ship via FIRST CLASS MAIL.
• Postage ONE DOLLAR per ITEM, up to a maximum of $5.00. (Six or more items are still $5 TOTAL shipping.)
• WISCONSIN RESIDENTS please add 5% (that's 75 cents on a $15 CD) tax.

OR, you can buy our CDs from other online places:

• CD Baby, (Secure ordering; samples of our songs; newest 6 CDs only)
• Elderly Instruments, (Secure ordering; all our CDs available)

OR, you can buy DIGITAL DOWNLOADS (mp3s) from our 6 most recent CDs:

• CD Baby (buy digital downloads of entire albums; listen to some 2 minute samples)
• PayPlay (buy individual songs; listen to 30 second samples of all songs)
• iTunes (use your iTunes software)
• Many other sites have our mp3s; Google for BERRYMAN and MP3.
• If you can't find an mp3 of a song you'd like, we can email it to you for $2.00. Just holler.

OR, you can buy CDs in person, in Madison WI, at:

• B-Side Compact Discs & Tapes, 436 State St.
  Phone (608) 255-1977.
• Spruce Tree Music and Repair, 851 East Johnson St.
  Phone (608) 255-2254.

FOR NON-CD STUFF (cassettes, LPs, lead sheets, unlisted MP3s, etc) go to our FLEA MARKET.

VISIT OUR SONGFINDER
(An alphabetical list of our songs and which recordings they are on)

THE CDs (scroll down)

• CD (Our price, $15 + $1 post)
• More details HERE
• All the LYRICS HERE
• THE SONGS...Blank Blanker, Two Little Birds?, Does Your Dog Agonize, Artiste Interrupted, Walking With Roget, Chantey from the British Isles, Ketchup Wasn't Red, Live Music, Thank You, Ups & Downs, Some Days Jingle, We Didn't Have a Blizzard (Stupid Stupid Day), Madison Skyline, When the World Seems (Insane)

• CD (our price, $15 + $1 post)
• More details HERE
• All the LYRICS HERE
• THE SONGS...Accordion to Zither, Best Laid Plans, But I'm Down, Christmas Letter, Dem Deer, Dust the Piano, Elderlyville, Having Been Done, Homelessness, Household Fluids, Lexical Dude, Some Birds, Some Days, The Vulture, Waubesa Street, We Don't Do It

• 2-CD set of 28 songs. (our price, $25 + $1 post)
• More details HERE.
• All the LYRICS HERE!
• Orange Cocoa Cake RECIPE HERE!
• The SONGS...A Chat With Your Mom (The F-Word Song), Acme Forgetting Service, Alphabet Polka, Bird Bird Bird, Crab Canape, Do You Believe In Me?, Double Yodel, Down By The Boathouse, Forget-Me-Not, Glorious Prediction, Goodnight Everybody, Handyman, I Don't Believe You Like My Shirt, It's Better Than That, Madison Wisconsin, Maiden Voyage, Odd Man Out, Oh Agnes, Orange Cocoa Cake, Red Kimono, Stuff, Talkin' at the Same Time, The Speculator, Weirder than Sunlight (Love is the Weirdest of All), When Did We Have Sauerkraut?, Why Am I Painting The Living Room?, Why Can't I, Your State's Name Here

• CD (our price, $15 + $1 post)
• Lyrics enclosed!
• More Details HERE.
• The SONGS...After Life Goes By, Alphabet Polka, Amalgamated Gigawatt McGoo, Bird Bird Bird, Family Car, Forsythia, How Do You Know, Insomnia, Let Me Know, Metroplitan Scruples, Million Miles, Mr and Mrs Noah, Ralph to Rose, Winter

• CD (our price, $15 + $1 post)
• More details HERE!
• All the LYRICS HERE!
• The SONGS... Biggest Cow, Dr. Otto's Rocket Ship, February March, Forward Hey, Gilda Gray, Heard About the Heat?, Limburger Ballad, Madison Wisconsin, Pack up a Picnic, Pflaum Road, Poniatowski, Sesquicentennial Minute, Squirrelly Valley 2-Step, 30º (Cheese & Beer & Snow), Up In Wisconsin, Weyauwega Moon, Who Put the Sigh in Siberia, Wonderful Madison

HOUSE CONCERT,
Recorded Live, Spring 2000

• CD (our price, $15 + $1 post)
• More details HERE!
• The SONGS... Acme Forgetting Service, An Hour Away, Big Dead Bird, Broccoli Shy, Chapter One, Cheese & Beer & Snow, Cockroach Christmas, Dupsha Dove, Madison Wisconsin, Older'n Everybody, Perseids, Talkin' at theSame Time, Uncle Dave's Grace, Weirder Than Sunlight, Who Am I, Whose is Yours, Wonderful Madison, You Can't eat Ooba all Night

SOME KINDA FUNNY
1998

• CD (our price, $15 + $1 post)
• More details HERE!
• The SONGS... Aunt Emily, Do You Believe In Me, Glorious Prediction, Good News Everybody, Good Night Everybody, Heard About The Heat, History of Language, Maiden Voyage, Odd Man Out, Poet In Love, Red Kimono, Stuff Song,, Unfulfilled Sneeze, You Blot Out the Future

DOUBLE YODEL
1995

• CD (our price, $15 + $1 post)
• The SONGS-- Come To Mind, Dog Of Time, Double Yodel, Every Week, Gadeng Vadoo, If (Dueling Paranoias), Mr. Frenkl, New Listing, Orange Cocoa Cake, Pair Of Geese, Pushing Spring, Science Marches On, We Strolled On The Beach

WHAT, AGAIN?!
1993

• CD (our price, $15 + $1 post)
• This is a re-recording of some of our hits, such as they were, from the vinyl years.
• The SONGS-- Alice Hotel, April May, Chat With Your Mother, Classified Rag, Crab Canape, Do You Think It's Gonna Rain, February March, It's Better Than That, John Ed Hammet, Naked & Nude, Play It Again, Squalor, When Did We Have Sauerkraut, Why am I Painting the Living Room, Your State's Name Here

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!
1992

• CD (our price, $15 + $1 post)
• The SONGS-- Chapsticks, Christmas In The Snow, Convention Center, Grimier The Grease, Hard Work & Perseverance, Here's Louie with the Sports, I Don't Believe You Like My Shirt, Moo Moo Moo, Pflaum Road, Resolution #9, Speculator, Spray Them Gold, We Don't Talk About That, Whatever Would We Be

COW IMAGINATION
1990

• CD (our price, $15 + $1 post)
• The SONGS-- Cow Imagination, Earth Anthem, Forget-Me-Not, Gilda Gray, Handyman, Here's To Ma Nature, Pass The Pepper, Similes, Spring Chicken, State Of The Art, Talk About Luck, When It Blows It Snows, When The Moon Is Your Pillow, Why Can't Johnny Bowl