To the 'All Kinds of Dogs ' lover page.
This page is brought to you by Beamer, Max, and Sadie.
We are very new at this Web Page stuff, so please bare with us.
We want to tell you some of our stories, but we really want to hear from other dogs out there. See... we almost never get out of the house and would really like to hear how others live and what they do for excitement when their caregivers leave.We took up web surfing while Mom and Dad are out. You'll have to excuse the odd typing errors, cause sometimes with these big paws we hit two keys at a time. You know how that is though. Please write us soon !!!
Please allow us to introduce ourselves.
First up BEAMER: I am a KEESHOND pronounced "case hond" or "kayzhond".I am almost 2 feet tall and weigh about 60lbs. My doctor says I need to lose 10lbs, but my mommy and daddy say they love me just the way I am. Anyways, I'm an 8 year old boy dog and feeling prime. I was quite a rascal when I was a pup. After some of the stunts I pulled, I'm surprised I lived to be this old. Lets's see... I ate mommy's kitchen cupboard that she kept my food in, I ripped out 200 square feet of vinyl flooring (it was a yucky yellow color and daddy didn't like it anyways), I decided to go travelling on my own 4-5 times, and there was a person who tried to steal my brother Max, so in my very own way I put a quick end to that. That show of bravery cost me 10 days in the klink. I could probably go on and on, but my brother and sister want their 15 minutes of fame. If you want to be my freind just give me a dingle.
Hi ! My name is MAX: I'm also 8 years old and also a boy , but I'm not a stuck up Keeshond. I'm a good ,old fashioned poodle. When mommy first took me home she tried to get me one of thoses fancy French hair doos, but I showed her. Two minutes outside in the mud and as mommy would say," All that money down the drain!" So now I get taken to the beauty parlor three times a year and get a crew cut. I'm a creamy beige color, I only weigh18 lbs, and I stand a commanding 12" tall. I too am quite beautiful, but as they would say in Lion King "When it comes to brains , I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool." Maybe soon I'll figure out how to turn that gosh darn scanner on.
Beamer and I came to live with mommy and daddy at the same time (almost 8 years ago) and being only 3 months older than Beamer we were both pups at the same time. I pretty well did everything Beamer did, but on a smaller scale. I went travelling on my own too one night. That was a big mistake! Do you know how quickly poodle paws freeze at -30 oC. Needless to say I never ventured out of the yard again. Brrr...Brrrrr. The other big mistake I made was mistaking mommy's wedding shoes for my chew toy just hours before the wedding.That one cost me living at my cousins for two weeks. (The two legged animals call that punishment "a couple going on their honeymoon.") I hated that punishment. Well I guess I should give some air time to my sister. Talk to you soon!
Hey out there my name is SADIE: I'm the newest member of the family. I came here a year and a half ago. I'm already 2 years old, gosh time flies by when you're having fun. My two older brothers really like me now, but that's not how it's always been. When I first arrived Beamer wouldn't even look at me and Max kept barking at me. But mommy told me to hang in there and keep my nose held high and they would come around. Well she was right!!! Max and I play all the time. We'd never stop playing if mommy wouldn't keep calling time outs. She's says something about there is not enough aspirin in the world. I don't know?
I'm a gorgeous red head, yorkie poodle cross. I have quite an underbite, but that's better for nipping my brothers in the behind. I pretty well run the show here now, but don't women do in general. I love hiding shoes, throwing my food bowl around, and barking (but only when mommy and daddy are sleeping). What kind of interests do you have? I'm to young to read but my brothers will read my mail to me. So start typing...it's not as hard as it looks...just use your nails instead of your paw pads!
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