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Let's all pretend, shall we? This is most likely your third or fourth visit to the Lair this week, as you constantly check in search of new material. You've been so impressed by what you've read here that you've hired a private detective to find this "Douglass Barre" just so that you can hire him to be your writing slave. We're pretending here, remember? NEW STUFF:
Oscar time is gone, but if you can't wait for me to run the 2K pool (or, as Ed and I like to call it "Aut-Zero") you can check out the 1999 Oscar Pool Ballot. This site is the home page of Douglass Barré, freelance writer and wannabe web designer. That's me. For more information about me, please feel free to avail yourself of the link on my name, above, or check out the News section for my most recent escapades. (Disclaimer: Escapades, and, in fact, excitement in general, are not guaranteed.) If you like what you see here, and would like to have a similarly bitchin' web site, but don't know where to begin, my services and those of my allies at Brainflak Enterprises are available in the Web Site Design section. Your hosts for this journey will no doubt introduce themselves as you wend your way in and out of the labyrinthine hypertext passages of the Lair, but if at any time you need more assistance than those stalwart folk can offer, you can email me by clicking on the "Contact Doug" icon at the bottom of every page. No doubt more will be available here in the future (at least I certainly hope that I didn't do all this work in vain, just to leave the page fallow while I hedonistically cavort about my home) so please check back in often. Since it's grand reopening on September 25, 1998, you are visitor number XXXX. However, if you come back soon, I promise to give you a higher number. Collect 'em all! Contact Doug icon creation in progress. |