Welcome to
I Scream the Body Eclectic

Home of a Dress-up Dave Doll.

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Just think of Dave as a kind of remote-control,
a set of bookmarks imbedded in a rather weak game.

Click on any part of Dave, and that part will be replaced
by an alternate body part. If you get a complete outfit,
click on the "go there" at the bottom of the page and it will
lead you to a corresponding page. However, if the outfit
doesn't match, you won't go anywhere.

If you've got a really short attention span and would rather
just go somewhere, click on "follow the feet" and you'll go to
whatever page the shoes match up with.

If even that gives you a sensory overload, click here, you
linear-thinking dinosaur.