Quotes and Humor

First a quote from me that I derived from a combination of experiences with Outward Bound, Rescue Work and my USAF background:
"Live, Learn, Love, Laugh and then Lead by Example"
And as a favorite  fire chief used to say,

"If it can't be done safely, we don't do it"

"Confusion is a gift, it only happens when there isn't enough information to make a decision"

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Hi,
Just a little contribution for your humour site.
I used to work for a paint company who gave their staff a contribution toward safety footwear or paid outright for certain styles. I went to stores selcted the pair I wanted with antistatic soles and waited for them to be forwarded by the manufacturer. At last my shoes arrived and I went to collect them from stores. Imagine my delight when I spotted that the store man had written "no charge" on the box!!
Yours
Helen Horton

Hello,
One I use often and is posted in my office. "NOTICE" asking me to overlook a simple safety violation would be asking me to compromise my attitude toward the value of your life.
Scott    

This is the advice I always give to my new officers..."Never talk so loud that your crew can't hear you." By Battalion Chief John Mehling, Fishers Fire Department, Fishers, Indiana

Good luck with the new sight.

My favorite. Told to me by a good friend and Safety Professional.
Inch by inch, lifes a cinch
Yard by yard, it's awful hard!

Have a great New Year. ~Sal

If you can't be safe at least be sanitary!
Don't be caught dead sitting on your seat belt!

Joe Perkins

As of 9 March 98 -if you don't see yours -please resend!