Moe Syzlak
Happy Hour: 5:00 - 5:30
764-8477
Background:
Moe was the son of a poor Italian immigrant and over the years, has lost his accent to better blend with American Society. Moe has never been married, but recently met the woman of his dreams. Her name is Renee.
A Brief Look at Moe's Job Credentials:
- 1 year as a paint-mixer at Jumbo's Paint Barn
- 2 years as an automobile placement engineer for Rudy's Valet Parking
- 1 year apprenticeship at the Academy of Scavenging and Menial Arts
- 1 1/2 years steam table swabble at the Briny Scupper
- He is a beer-crediteted graduate of M.I.T. (Massachusettes Institute
of Tapology)
- Professional boxer: Knocked out 42 consecutive matches
- Panda Smuggler