Rock Bottom wuold like to make the following corrections

Styrofoam is not made form kittens
The U.F.O. was a paper plate
The nerds on the internet are not geeks
The older Flanders boy is Rodd, not Todd
Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice for Yesemite Sam
If you are reading this, you have no life
Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse
The other U.F.O. was an upside down salad spinner
Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything
Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless, food tubes
Audrey Hepburn never wieghed 400 lbs
The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang
Salt water will not "chase away the thirsties"
Licking an electrical outlet will no tturn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
Cats do not eventually turn inot dogs
Bullets do not bounce off fat guys
Recycling does not deplete the ozone
Everything is 10% fruit juice
The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
Janet Reno is not evil
V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline
Ted Koppel is a robot
Women aren't from Venus,and Men aren't from Mars
Fleiss does floss
Quale is familiar with common bathroom procedures
Bart is bad to the bone
Godfrey Jones' wife is cheating on him
The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
The "bug" on your screen can see into your home
Everyone on T.V. is better than you
The people who are writing this have no lives