Troy McClure

Backround:
Troy McClure is a T.V. personality who appears on infomercials, circus events, videoes and movies.
His career took a turn for the worst when his bizarre fetish for fish was discovered and made public (Fat Tony: No. What I said was, "He sleeps with the fishes.")
Troy McClure was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.

• Todd, the world's unluckiest dentist, in "A Bridge Too Far"
• Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp in "Swing, Swang, Swung"
• The doomed Prof Landrew in "Three Men and a Bunsen Burner"
• Red, the happy-go-lucky fire engine, in the roadshow production of the hit Broadway musical "Trucks!"
• Paddy, the relentless bell-ringer, in "Wake up, Finnegan"
  "You might remember me from such films as . . ."
  
• "The Muppets Go Midieval"
• "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
• "The Greatest Story Ever Hoola'd"
• "Leppar In the Backfield"
• "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
• "Meet Joe Blow"
• "Give My Remains to Broadway"
• "Cry Uma"
• "Here Comes the Coastguard"
• "Dial 'M' for Murderessness"
• "Gladys the Groovy Mule"
• "Calling All Quakers"
• "The President's Neck is Missing"
• "The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"
• "The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
• "Makeout King of Montana"
• "The Electric Gigilo"
• "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" . . . and the musical
• "Stop the Planet of teh Apes, I want to get off"

• "Styro-glow!"--the incredibly simple seventeen-step solution that makes your styrofoam look brand new!
• "New Improved Brick!"--the waterproof sponge! Now in decorator colors!!
• "Brew 'n' Chew!"--the beer flavored gum!
• "Obscenity!"--the fragrance that isn't afraid to speak your mind!
• "The Combinolator!"--87 hard-to-use tools in one! Instructions sold separately!!
• "The Juice Loosener!"--It's crystal quiet!
• A pleasant tasting candy that both cleans and straightens teeth.

Do-It-Yourself home videos:
The half - assed approach to foundation repair
Moth - balling your battleship
Dig your own grave and save

Educational Films/Filmstrips
The 1971 copyright, Fuzzy Bunny's Guid to You Know What!
Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun
Firecrackers: The Silent Killer
ABC, 123
Lead Paint: Delicious, But Deadly
Welcome to the Chocolate Factory
Lockerroom Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driskel

Fox Specials
ALien Nose Job
The Chevy Chase Show (All 5 fabulous weeks)

Show-Biz Funerals
Hershel Schmoikel Krustofski
Andre the Giant: We hardly Knew Thee
Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge