BOOTS

You tell us Willie visited
And wasn't a surprise
You half expected lanky,  
Wasn't daunted by his size.

You talked about his Stetson
And the way he wore his hat.
But when you looked upon his feet
You'z blinder than a bat.

You said he had on pointy boots
From Tony Lama's last.
But thanks to Fred, who kindly said
That that was a "faw pass".

He's got a pair of pointed boots,
But doesn't wear 'em much
Except for kickin' hippies,
Politicians, crooks, and such.

But Willie uses them the most
When cleanin' all the nooks.
They're great fer stompin' roaches
In the corners when he cooks.