Correction of an Ab-bear-ation Two Sundays ago it was tryin' to snow, As I launched on an Internet search. Before you chastise, let me tell you that I's Gettin' ready to drive into church. I surfed to a site filled with poetry bright. My church goin' started to ebb. I felt some remorse: "Gotta go now, of course!" But then I found this on the "web". With meter and rhyme and with verses sublime The poetry utters Great Truth Bout sheep needin' callin' and "Rollies" a-crawlin' But then they get downright uncouth. The Upchurch gang there has writ of a bear Who's cranky and grumbly and gruff. But I can tell you: when I sit in my pew, That ursine's of happier stuff! They've chronicled long and mentioned a song Then posted their work on the "net". But the grizzly that I recollect didn't cry. I think that whole clan is all wet! A hymnal they quote in the things that they wrote And according to them it is said That the bear is depressed or perhaps just distressed At the angle of eyes in his head. Despite his afflictions, I think their depictions Are woefully way off the mark. He's nothin' but cheerful, not gloomy and tearful. Those Baptists must be in the dark. I admit he's a bear and he sports quite a pair Of cross-eyes in the way that he looks. But then their narration becomes desecration Cause "Glad Lee" is his name in OUR books!