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1. Age:
  under 21 (without fake ID)
  21-24
  25-29
  30-34
  35-39
  40-44
  45-49
  50-59
  60-69
  70-79
  80-89
  90-99
  one foot in the grave

2. Ethnic origin:
  White
  Black
  Hispanic
  other

3. Marital status:
  single
  married
  separated
  divorced
  depends on what mood I'm in
  not sure; spouse hasn't been home for quite some time

4. Sex:
  male
  female
  hermaphrodite
  asexual
  24 / 7 if it were humanly possible

5. Sexual orientation:
  heterosexual
  homosexual
  bi-sexual
  self
  pets
  inflatables and found objects

6. Current occupation:
   Desired occupation:

7. Yearly income:
  homeless
  under $15,000
  $15,000 - $35,000
  $35,000 - $65,000
  $65,000 - $100,000
  over $100,000
  if I told you I'd have to kill you

8. Highest level of education:
  traffic school
  high school
  some college
  Bachelor's
  Master's
  Ph.D.
  God complex

9. Musical interests:
  rock
  punk
  pop
  R&B
  hip-hop
  techno
  jazz
  country
  classical
  other

10. Favorite TV show(s):


11. Favorite movie(s):


12. Political affiliation:
  independent
  Democrat
  Republican
  other
  keg party

13. My worst experience with drugs was:
  taking one too many antihistamines
  feeling paranoid, feverish and depressed
  staying up five days straight then pissing and shitting myself in my sleep
  an overdose that's sure to end my life when I finish this survey
  other

14. The wildest place I ever had sex was:
  the beach
  the kitchen counter
  the office
  the ear
  other

15. Ten years from now I see myself:
  selling out
  wishing I hadn't already used up my 15 minutes of fame
  married with children, a mortgage and ass-deep in debt
  living in a van down by the river
  other

16. My favorite Day-Glo Rocks character is:
  Mitch
  Beth
  Doug
  Travis
  other
  I don't watch TV

17. My favorite thing in BOG-GOB (current or past issue) is:


18. My least favorite thing in BOG-GOB (current or past issue) is:


19. What would you like to see in BOG-GOB?


20. If BOG-GOB was cancelled I'd:
  jump off a high-rise like it was the stock market crash of 1929
  write a letter petitioning for its return
  fail to notice
  cream in my jeans

21. I first learned of BOG-GOB:
  from a friend
  from a zine:
  in a vision from a pagan god
  by picking up a copy at:
  other

22. My hobbies include:


23. I can't remember the last time I:
  wrote a letter instead of e-mail
  bathed
  got laid
  had an orgasm (women only)
  threw up
  wrote in cursive
  went swimming
  said "I'll get the check."
  wore underwear
  shaved/had a haircut
  had a bowel movement
  played monopoly
  got stung by a bee
  called my mom
  watched a porno
  heard a Frank Zappa song
  wasn't broke
  flossed
  voted
  paid taxes
  worked
  got together with friends without drinking
  went to a library
  exercised
  listened to KZ106 without hearing Skynyrd
  filled out anything this moronic
  went to church
  went online for something other than porn
  went to a regular priced movie
  went to a discount priced movie
  went for a day without TV
  went for a day without cursing
  went for a day without masturbating (men only)
  kissed a girl
  didn't pay for sex
  ate out
  farted audibly in public
  farted silently but pungently in public
  saw Lee Majors star in something
  read a book
  went to an arena rock concert
  felt content
  was proud to be from Chattanooga
  all of the above; presently have amnesia

24. Other comments:




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