Survey

Survey

Please waste a few moments of your time and fill out our NEW survey.
You’ll be entered in a drawing for a BOG-GOB prize package.

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Name:
Address:
City:
State: Zip:
Country:

1. Age:
under 21 (without fake ID)
21-24
25-29
30-34
35-39
40-44
45-49
50-59
60-69
70-79
80-89
90-99
one foot in the grave

2. Ethnic origin:
White
Black
Hispanic
other

3. Marital status:
single
married
separated
divorced
depends on what mood I'm in
not sure; spouse hasn't been home for quite some time

4. Sex:
male
female
hermaphrodite
asexual
24 / 7 if it were humanly possible

5. Sexual orientation:
heterosexual
homosexual
bi-sexual
self
pets
inflatables and found objects

6. Current occupation:
Desired occupation:

7. Yearly income:
homeless
under $15,000
$15,000 - $35,000
$35,000 - $65,000
$65,000 - $100,000
over $100,000
if I told you I'd have to kill you

8. Highest level of education:
traffic school
high school
some college
Bachelor's
Master's
Ph.D.
God complex

9. Musical interests:
rock
punk
pop
R&B
hip-hop
techno
jazz
country
classical
other

10. Favorite TV show(s):

11. Favorite movie(s):

12. Political affiliation:
independent
Democrat
Republican
other
keg party

13. My worst experience with drugs was:
taking one too many antihistamines
feeling paranoid, feverish and depressed
staying up five days straight then pissing and shitting myself in my sleep
an overdose that's sure to end my life when I finish this survey
other

14. The wildest place I ever had sex was:
the beach
the kitchen counter
the office
the ear
other

15. Ten years from now I see myself:
selling out
wishing I hadn't already used up my 15 minutes of fame
married with children, a mortgage and ass-deep in debt
living in a van down by the river
other

16. My favorite Day-Glo Rocks character is:
Mitch
Beth
Doug
Travis
other
I don't watch TV

17. My favorite thing in BOG-GOB (current or past issue) is:

18. My least favorite thing in BOG-GOB (current or past issue) is:

19. What would you like to see in BOG-GOB?

20. If BOG-GOB was cancelled I'd:
jump off a high-rise like it was the stock market crash of 1929
write a letter petitioning for its return
fail to notice
cream in my jeans

21. I first learned of BOG-GOB:
from a friend
from a zine:
in a vision from a pagan god
by picking up a copy at:
other

22. My hobbies include:

23. I can't remember the last time I:
wrote a letter instead of e-mail
bathed
got laid
had an orgasm (women only)
threw up
wrote in cursive
went swimming
said "I'll get the check."
wore underwear
shaved/had a haircut
had a bowel movement
played monopoly
got stung by a bee
called my mom
watched a porno
heard a Frank Zappa song
wasn't broke
flossed
voted
paid taxes
worked
got together with friends without drinking
went to a library
exercised
listened to KZ106 without hearing Skynyrd
filled out anything this moronic
went to church
went online for something other than porn
went to a regular priced movie
went to a discount priced movie
went for a day without TV
went for a day without cursing
went for a day without masturbating (men only)
kissed a girl
didn't pay for sex
ate out
farted audibly in public
farted silently but pungently in public
saw Lee Majors star in something
read a book
went to an arena rock concert
felt content
was proud to be from Chattanooga
all of the above; presently have amnesia

24. Other comments: