Velveeta Page

"It's the Creamiest!"

In case you didn't know, Velveeta is the creamiest! It is the greatest macaroni and cheese ever! And did I mention it's the creamiest? well it is!

Forget powder and milk and butter and all that jazz, all you need is yourself and a wonderfully yellow box of velveeta, and you can have the greatest thing since pistachios! It is so easy to make that I could be making it right now while writing this webpage!....I'm not making it right now while I'm writing this webpage, but I certainly could be!

Delicimo!

So, you may ask, "Jason, why are you making a page about Velveeta?" and I will give you the reason.... BECAUSE 'Y' IS A CROOKED LETTER!...( I got that saying from a Clarissa episode) ok, well I think I'll look at a velveeta box now, so what ever you do, don't forget it's the creamiest!