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Jason's Web Page

Alright, so I figured if Herman had his own web site, so should I, right? I discussed it with Herman, and he, after much convincing, said I could link my site to his. So let's see where I should start.

To start, my name is Jason. I am 19 at the moment, and I am currently attending Pratt institute, where I will hopefully become an Artist..he he don't laugh, Picasso did it, so can I dammit!

In case you have not noticed, I love banana's, I don't eat then anymore, because Herman, the banana in my pocket, gets mad. If you read his pages, you will se what he did last time I though he was mad at me. I also like Disco, (that was just a random statement that I will not continue on with at the moment, it was just a thought that has overstayed its welcome. Ok lets put in a picture of me

 

Ok, so I decided to designate my page as "jason's random art page". I think that is somewhat original, if you know of any other"jason's random art page"'s, then e-mail me. OK well here's one of my favorite new drawings

Here's a random animation I made, it could be better, but it could also be worse!

And Here' s a cartoon of me, In my Pre-dread / Afro days

Oh, you like my cartoon? you want to see more? Ok, click here! HERE (my comics)

What? You want to see my Afro? OK, Here ya go
   

 

I know what else you want, you want to see My Ass! It's ok, I'll show you, I'm not shy, but you have to promise to tell your friend's all about it! Here ya' go

My Ass

I think you should see my dad's page. He's a nifty guy, so visit him!

Dad's Page

I also think you should check out my siblings page. It's cool and you get to see more pictures of me!

Kaufman Kids

Ok, I am saying "OK" way too much. I feel like the guidance counselor from south park,,ok...Well anyways, I am having a non-funny day, so what! IT HAPPENS! just because I think a piece of paper that has the word "potato(e)" and only that word written on it is funny, doesn't make me a bad person. Oh man, Herman is getting jealous, I think I need to put another picture on here to settle him down, so here we go...

Yes, that is Lisa Loeb....I met her at the beginning of the year, and I think I'm in love :) ahhh Lisa Lisa Lisa....ok I'm over it.(I'm lying) It was really cool to talk to her, we talked about the green haired guy, who, if you were there, would know about and think was the coolest old guy in the world! Lisa rocks my world..I'm going to move on....OK here is Ben and Melissa, they are my friends from Boston University, this was taken on my last night in Boston...

And that was not the only picture taken that night....The next picture is of my friend Rachael and myself, posing in front of the Citgo sign in Boston, one of the greatest landmarks that I know of, its right behind Mt. Rushmore and the Statue of Liberty. So here is the picture...

Ah isn't that nice :) Well just to reflect, it was quite chilly that night, and Rachael was cold, so she offered to pay for my T fare, instead of walking to the next T stop. SO....while walking into the station at Kenmore square, I hear "shim shim" in the distance. As we got closer there was this guy saying "Shim SHIM!" I was like "yeah, SHIM SHIM". The guy asked me if I wanted a free token, I said "sure" so he hands me a penny (or so I thought) and said "Shim shim" SO..I was like ok, shim shim, whatever.....I watched the guy use his shim shim, and I was forever changed! He walked up to the gate, put in his shim shim, and tried to walk through...."CLANG" it did not let him through! I thought his shim shim was broken, but oh was I wrong. He walked up to the lady who worked there and stated he paid and it did not let him through, so she let him go! That was amazing. Please, If you have a shim shim, use it to screw the system :) heehhehehehehehe

Tell me of your shim shim adventures!