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Random Thoughts and Questions

HUSSEIN in Iraq? NOBODY!!!!

Satan is skating because HELL has frozen over! The Red Sox won the 2004 World Series!

Goodbye, Pedro, you big cry baby! Good luck, METS, he is your problem now.

Hello,  Edgar Renteria! Welcome to BeanTown, where the Sox are champs and the Bruins are locked out.

Is Carpool Tunnel Syndrome the fear of driving your carpool thru a tunnel? If 90% of all accidents happen in the home, where do homeless people have accidents?

Of course I have rhythm. I have no kids. If an Asian goes into a toupee shop, does he ask for an oriental rug? What is a Jewish dilema? Free ham!

In the days of Julius Cesar, social disease was quoted as "Vini, vici, V.D. I came, I caught, I cankered." OUCH!! Pass the penicillin.

Does anyone know who the "Queen" of Castle Island is? Insanity ridden minds want to know?

Do Sperm Banks have Drive Thru’s? Is their a penalty for early withdrawal?

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Thanks to all who have found my web page. Your cyber patronage is greatly appreciated. Especially all the high school and college students who come here and loiter. I only hope you are spending as much time on your studies. Somebody want to spray paint these walls? Be true to your school! Send me a link to your school web page and I'll post it in the upcoming "School" Section (official name yet to be determined)

Web page last revised April 2004 . Happy Spring to you all. Stay cool. Don't be a fool. Boogedy, Boogedy, Boogedy. Get down with your own bad self.

All material contained on this web page is Copyrighted by me, the Owner. It is illegal and otherwise against the law to steal, pretend to own, borrow, staplate, bendilate, foldilate, spindilate or mutilate any information from this web page without the express written permission of the owner, who is me. Any and all offenders will be executed to the full extent of the law. Ó Colleen A. Kelley  2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, 1999.