Builda Betta Burger
“Food for the elite by the elite!”

Appetizers

Illegal Search and Ceasar Salad
“Lord Carrington” BuffaloWings
Oysters “Rockerfeller”
Secret Society Sizzling Rice Soup
Queen of England Clamchowder
Underground Bouillabase
Imported Cheese and Crack

Dinner

Free Mason Bacon Cheeseburger

Bush Burger
(Read my lips, no fat burgers!)

Bubba Bill Clinton Burger
(What’s a burger without the fat?)

Mind Control Kabob

Gerald Ford Fried Chicken Dinner
(Young juicy breasts or meaty thighs)

H.A.R.P. Dogs
(They are out of this world)

Tri-Lateral Commision Fish’n Chips

All Seeing Rib Eye Steak

“C.I.A.” B.L.T.

The Philadelphia Cheesesteak Experiment
(Try it, it works!)

Grilled Skull and Boneless Breast of Chicken

All above dishes served with a New World Order of Fries

Chinese Specialities

Pan Fried Dump The Earthlings
“Manchurian” Beef
(You won’t be sorry we suggested it to you!)
Egg Fool Young

Pasta/Italian Specialities

Linguini Illuminati with FemaBalls
Implant Parmigiana
Fettucini Allafraidofus

Drinks

Royal “Shape Shiftin’” Shakes
Knights of Malta Milkshakes
Rothschild Rootbeer
Montauk Long Island Iced Tea
Coke (the real thing)

Deserts

Kosovo Pie (The richest pie around - Going fast!)
Chocolate Micro-Chip Cookies
Black Project Cake
ELF Fudge (with Waves of Nuts)
Abductee Egg Cream (extracted daily)


Only the freshest ingredients are used, no abductees or implants. Our surveilance cameras make certain of that!

Now in 33 territories! 51 area stores!

NO CASH ACCEPTED!