Aviation Humour

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Total Loss?

 

Noise Abatement

Pilot performance

Three Rough Landings..

Airline Maintenance  

Air Force One

Pilot's Prayer (2)

Been to Frankfurt Before?

No BA Pilots in Heaven..

German Airfield

You Might be a freight dog if...

 A few short ones..

Message For You..

Some Darn Horn

Smart Pilot

Eager Journalist

Pilot Behaviour

Nervous? Hah!

Who's Flying this thing? 

The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation

A true story

 Feeling nervous?

 The Pilot's Prayer

 Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers

 Delays..

 Why read your flight supplement?

 Good knowledge of radio procedure

 A Flying students' diary

 How to make people feel at ease

 Heard on the radio...

 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines

 "Good ol' boy"

 Captain Kirk..

 Budget air travel..

 Mile-High Club goes public...

Instrument Flying  

 Deadheading..

 April Fools...  

 Cleared for take-off...

 Santa and the FAA...

 Military Aircraft Registration Card

  Maintenance Complaints

 Hunting season..

  First one off....

  Cows Might Fly..  

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Tower: "12345, are you a Cessna?"

12345: "No....I'm a male hispanic."

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