I'll tell you a story.
There was once this lonely frog who lived by the sea. One day he got sick of the sea and hopped to the bus station. Traveled here and there. Read this and wrote that. Went back to the sea to find himself and there he found many new friends. He has much fun with them. Getting high and living the life. But soon he'll find himself and the calling to fulfill his dreams will come. With that he'll be gone to another sea. He'll bring a few friends along of course. Then you'll see his name on the big screen.You'll think to yourself, 'Wow, how neato. I read a story once about him!'
That wasn't the best story, I know. But then again I never did claim it was going to be.
Here is your morning paper and coffee. ::holding them out to you:: Carefull the paper lies and the coffee is Hot!