CMM  Immortal (_|_) Ladies FAQ  The Immortal Ladies Dictionary  Mad About Methos  Wavs, Wavs, Wavs  The Immortal Ladies Newsletter The Immortal Ladies & Friends FAQ Immortal Ladies at G3 with Jim & Elizabeth! We used to keep part of the FAQ here and had the full version available to download as a text file ... now, we have the full version online ... and it's just a click away ... [Return to Top] Immortal Dictionary Immortal Ladies Distinctive ladies sharing an extremely long lifeline! Friends of the Immortal Ladies Gentlemen with excellent taste! Swords Bad ass toys for bad ass girls and boys! Drool Buckets Containers in which to capture excessive saliva manufactured during the viewing, listening or just plain talking about Adrian Paul and company Adrian Paul God God Adrian Paul Quickening An increase in speed or an electrical energy transference ... depending on your point of view Chivalry (_|_) (_|_) (_|_) (_|_) (_|_)!!! It ain't dead! Dojo An obviously non-profit work-out place for various Immortals and assorted riff-raff wandering in off the street Antiques Duncan, Methos and Amanda Watchers They observe and record, but never interfere, unless, of course, they're Joe Dawson Methos 5000 years of experience with women ... and he can still "do cute" Immie Abbreviation for Immortal Kimmie An evil Immortal whose name begins with a "K" or a "K" sound Dimmie An unknowingly naive or just plain dumb Immie who will NOT have a long life (Cimoli et al) Shimmie What Immortal Ladies do while sitting and watching a certain Immie's love scenes Spimmie Husband, wife or significant other of Immortal Lady or Friend who tolerates their obsession and humours their shimmies Got any Immortal Definitions you'd like to share, tell us about'em! [Return to Top] Mad About Methos *L* Methos ~L~ Methos sleeping #L# Methos at beer bash `L` Methos the morning after beer bash [Return to Top] We know you have been having trouble downloading our wav collections. We are sorry for any inconveniece ~ but we're just plum outta space ... for the moment. We no longer have the space to store our wavs ... We'll let you know when we get room for the wavs again ... stay tuned! This WavPak is 4.3MB 2hands.wav ~ Now a Scotsman’s weapon, that’s another matter... apfrance.wav ~ Duncan pretending to be a French director in scene from ‘Money No Object’ dead.wav ~ I am Duncan MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod. You are dead. dintro.wav ~ First season intro dmgiggle.wav ~ DM giggling duncan.wav ~ First season intro in French duncan1.wav ~ In the end, there can be only one. duncan2.wav ~ I am Duncan MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod. evildm.wav ~ Here’s Duncan... evildm3.wav ~ It’ll be the end of everything... fttalk.wav ~ Did you come to fight, or talk? good.wav ~ You know, you’re really good. highale.wav ~ And I could do with a bloody cold Highland ale right now. hrtglad.wav ~ You make my heart glad. You always have. loveyou.wav ~ I love you too, sweetheart. only1.wav ~ There can be only one! scotbody.wav ~ This is a Scottish body, and it can wash itself! tvdunc.wav ~ In the end, there can be only one. udead.wav ~ You are dead. whowhat.wav ~ You know, I don’t know who or what you are, Methos... We've also included a couple of Adrian Paul wavs from the Victoria's Secret© commerical. aplook.wav ~ Mind if I take another look? perfect.wav ~ Perfect. This WavPak is 1.3MB 5000.wav ~ I’ve known a lot of us in 5,000 years. 68wives.wav ~ I was married once, you know... adam.wav ~ Adam Pierson here. You can leave your message after the beep. alternat.wav ~ The alternative is unthinkable. beer.wav ~ Have a beer. betrnow.wav ~ Everyone feel better now?! better.wav ~ Feeling any better? binthere.wav ~ You should have been there. budda.wav ~ C’mon, give me a break, would ya? What did you expect... candy.wav ~ Candygram. casa.wav ~ Mi casa es su casa. change.wav ~ Life is about change... charm.wav ~ Part of my charm. darkq.wav ~ It’s a dark Quickening. date.wav ~ If you die, Amanda will be free to date. guy.wav ~ I’m just a guy. holy~g.wav ~ This is Holy Ground! iammeth.wav ~ I am Methos. You live to serve me. Never forget that. iwish.wav ~ You live because I wish it. lostmind.wav ~ It’s finally happened. You’ve lost...your mind! met~me.wav ~ It’s what I’d ask, if I’d just met me. morning.wav ~ Good morning. mquik2.wav ~ Methos’ Quickening from ‘Revelations’ after killing Silas. notplsme.wav ~ That did not please me. pdgiggle.wav ~ Peter Wingfield giggle (? I think it’s him, anyway) pitazap.wav ~ You are such a pain in the ass. rusty.wav ~ I may be a bit rusty, but I’m still here. tameyou.wav ~ You’ll learn this lesson well... tryhrder.wav ~ You’ll have to try harder than that. wanted.wav ~ It’s nice to feel wanted. ytruth.wav ~ Why would I tell the truth? This WavPak is 150KB fightyu.wav ~ He’s not going to fight you, Duncan. keptyou.wav ~ Hehehe. What kept you? magic.wav ~ Hey...it’s a kind of magic. onlyone.wav ~ There can be only one. vint.wav ~ I’m Connor MacLeod. Same clan; different vintage. This WavPak is 122KB greet2.wav ~ I am Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez ... greeting.wav ~ Greetings, Highlander ... You Called! patience.wav ~ Patience, Highlader ... You've done well. sean.wav ~ In the end, there can be only one. This WavPak is 2.4MB beheadin.wav ~ Tessa: Oh, don’t say anything in front of the lady... chiv01.wav ~ Richie: Hello. I take it this is...not for real? dontgo.wav ~ Methos: Don’t go, MacLeod!   Duncan: I have no choice... fadeaway.wav ~ Kurgan: I have something to say ... It's better to burn out than fadeaway. fitzrun.wav ~ Fitzcairn: Run away, run away! greetbro.wav ~ Kronos: Greetings, brother. headhunt.wav ~ DM: Connor, what are you doing here? Connor: Headhunting... hightv.wav ~ Intro by Jim Byrnes kissit.wav ~ ?: What if I kiss it and make it better? Duncan: How much better? lifewou.wav ~ Joe: Can’t imagine my life without you, Mac... longway.wav ~ Joe: We go back a long way, you and I, MacLeod. outthr.wav ~ Richie: Man, these guys are out there! richbeg.wav ~ Richie: Oh Methos...please!... From ‘Not To Be’ ep sirlnce.wav ~ Richie: Damn! Sir Lancelot. This WavPak is 1.2MB apquik.wav ~ DM, vocals to a Quickening, no background music clang.wav ~ sword clang SFX draw.wav ~ SFX, drawing sword from sheathe l.wav ~ Cyber~baby: L. O. L. followed by giggle methbuzz.wav ~ Methos’ buzz SFX quikning.wav ~ Quickening SFX roflol.wav ~ Guy ROFLOLing and sounding as if he’ll choke from it splat.wav ~ splat sound sword.wav ~ sword SFX thud.wav ~ Thud SFX for thudding onto the floor during drool sessions whap3.wav ~ SFX of three whaps This WavPak is 1.6MB 4ever.wav ~ Queen: Who wants to live forever drno2.wav ~ James Bond theme grace.wav ~ ‘Amazing Grace’ on bagpipes halleluj.wav ~ Hallelujah from ‘Hallelujah Chorus’ hilndr.wav ~ Queen: Here we are. Born to be kings. We're the princes of the universe. portmore.wav ~ first lines of ‘Bonnie Portmore’ from the ep ‘Homeland’ scotbrav.wav ~ ‘Scotland the Brave’ on bagpipes This WavPak is 1.7MB ace5 ~ Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in 5 minutes ... just wait longer alefall.wav ~ Scream and someone splashing into ale keg duende.wav ~ Duende! furball.wav ~ Ack, pfui, furball! mice.wav ~ Baron (whatsisname) from ‘Till Death’: Well, well, well, what have we here... monks.wav ~ Monty Python & the Holy Graill: Monks chanting and banging heads w/boards. neener.wav ~ Neener, neener neener! runaway.wav ~ from Monty Python & the Holy Grail: Run away, run away! smokin.wav ~ Ace Ventura: Sssssssmmmmmmmoooooooookkkkkkiiiiinnnnn! warn.wav ~ from Monty Python & the Holy Grail: warning about the vicious rabbit (for use when bunnies show up in chat) This WavPak is 546KB and may contain language that is inappropriate for children. kissbye.wav ~ Homer Simpson: Kiss my curvy butt gooood~bye! (Doorslam SFX.) sally5.wav ~ orgasm scene SFX from ‘When Sally Met Harry’ sexontv ~ Monty Python: I object to all this sex on the telly-vision ... I mean I keep falling off. songun.wav ~ Porky the pig trying to say sonofabitch (he succeeds at the very end) This WavPak is 280KB. Aolach is a Scottish word that means manure ... AOL users may find these wavs handy from time to time. puntemt.wav ~ Call for punt pillows and butt velcro scrfreeze.wav ~ Realizing you’re getting a screen freeze...(includes the word ‘shit’, btw) snertcop.wav ~ sirens and AOL police snert warning [Return to Top]