Calls From Net Prank Callers!
Hey, I've been getting a lot of prank
calls from crank callers all over the Net, so I've decided to put
up a page with all their calls. A lot of these people have their
own pages with more prank calls up than the ones I have on this
page. So if you like what hear...here...then be sure to check out
their pages too! I'll remind you of updates to this page on my
main page at....
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The Duece Bros. Calls!!!
This is a group I've known for a long time, but they don't have their own page yet. So be sure to check out all their calls here on this page. These guys are freakin' awesome! If you like what you hear though, you can email the guys at deucebros@mindless.com
Some guy asked me to put up a Warning, saying that some of the Duece Bros. calls has naughty words and aren't good for kids, but I've decided against it :-)
This is a call to a......massage parlor. It involve a conversation about massages. Ummmmm.....it's a good call to listen to while having...uhhhh....a massage. It can really get you into the mood of it. Or something like that...
This was made by a new prank call group called the Duece Bros. From the looks of it, theses guys are really good. I've only heard a few of their calls, but they have good ideas and are VERY believable. Make sure you download this one!
All this guy wants is a job washing dishes. Why must people so mean!! This one was also done by the Duece Bros.
Hmmm...I guess this is about some Fresh Nachos. It's a short download, so go ahead and download it!!!
This guy gets
mad after coming home and finding that there wasn't a toy in the
happy meal!!! Didn't the Crank Callers of America do something
like this? Oh well, I'm sure theirs sucked, so download this
anyway.
This is another really good group. They have their own page
though, so if you like the stuff here, go check out their home
page for other calls not on this page.
This is a call from the British Rodents. This call involves a guy who calls about a Santa suit and asks a bunch of hilarious questions. If you like what you see here, you can hear more calls from the British Rodents HERE
This guy wants to get some pants for his
horse... Can you believe that Target doesn't sell pants for
horses?!?!Ha! This is another call by the
British Rodents <~~~~~Click
to Go To Their Site!
They're calling about the what!? I have to say that this little play on words is hilarious! Another must listen by the British Rodents
I don't think the woman on the other line would like the way these kids treat snakes....Yes, it's another one from the British Rodents
Night Heat
Hey, this guy recently put up a web site HERE. These are just a few of his calls I thought I'd put up to give the guy some recognition. I like his style. If you go to his page, you'll find a ton more calls from him. He's also the guy who pulled off the copy of Who Wouldn't Want a Taco, called "Who Wouldn't Want to Impersonate Someone Who Wouldn't Want a Taco". So enjoy these few select calls by Night Heat. Then go to his page, which has a bunch more calls by him...click HERE to go to it.
This is a nice call from Night Heat. Some strange voice trying to complain about his neighbor who wastes water. Check it out!.
This call is funny, I love how he keeps trying to be slick and saying "Because I loooove you, baby doll". The girl on the other line has the strangest voice I've ever heard. Very convincing.
This is a call from Jamal or something. He wants to talk to the female gangter about crayons. She admits she enjoys coloring, but isn't sure if Jamal is the man for the job
Gangsta Crayons Part 2 - The Gay Boyfriend!!!
Magic Markers or Crayons? Which ones do you prefer to stick up your ass?
The Arnett Tapes
This is a very
convincing group of prank callers. They have some great voices
and good premises on the calls. Below are a few calls not found
on their web page, which can be seen at...The Arnett Tapes
This is a call from a woman calling up asking for a pair of cowboy boots in child's sizes. There's some freak who keeps picking up the phone and saying he's from the Sporting Goods section of the store. Convincing voices.
Very similar to the last call. Someone keeps cutting into the phone line. I like it when the woman says "I don't need no parts, ya fat bastard", and all this stuff. It's pretty cool.
Another call off the Arnett Tapes. I'm not really sure what's going on in this call, but the guy on the other line sure does sound pissed over something in the back of some car.....Eh....weird.....Someone's going to die.
Other Random Calls From Net
Pranksters!
These are calls
from people who maybe just sent me one or two calls. Usually
their email addresses are within the description of the calls, so
go ahead and email them if you like their calls (I'm sure they'll
appreciate it!)
This is one of THE FUNNIEST calls I have ever heard. Some Thai Guy calls a Thai Restaurant to order some food...and he's all taking in Hip-Hop terms ("I need some Wu-Tang Clan, Snoop Doggy Dog, and Broccoli Beats. And I want Ice Cube, in my ice tea."). Very convincing, very funny. One of my personal favorites. This is by the Laugh Syndicate
This is one of the most convincing prank calls ever. Some crazy black guy calls up some guy and accuses him of sleeping with his girlfriend. It's hilarious, and by the same prank caller as the Thai Restaurant.
Who Wouldn't Want To Impersonate Someone Who Wouldn't Want a Taco?
This call was done a while ago by someone who tried using our idea from "Who Wouldn't Want A Taco". It actually came out really funny. I love it when he says "I joke about a lot of things, but when it comes to tacos I'm all business". Ha! Check it out!
Another rip-offish call from us. But that's ok, I don't mind people using our ideas. This call is based on our call to Chas from Who Wouldn't Want Some Cheese. This call was made by rotnn@juno.com
This call involves some guy named "Chim" calling up a store and looking for his father's crothcless panties. After hearing it, it makes you wander whether or not God wears underwear. Who knows?
Phone Freak Sings the Blues
This is a song recorded by an old prankster friend of mine. It's hilarious because it's so stupid. The link to the page and call is hidden somewhere on the main page. It shouldn't be too hard to find, just look at all the pictures for hyperlinks! Be sure to go back and look for it (you get a special surprise!)
This is another of my favorites from the Phone Heads. The guy calls up and asks a car dealer about a car. After a few seconds he tells the car dealer that he's going to put him on hold. Well, he makes a sound like he put the car dealer on hold, but he really doesn't. The car dealer can hear everything. Just listen!! This is one of the most original ideas for a prank call that I've ever seen.
This is a guy who seems to describe everything according to......his penis.
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