Susan’s Twelve Days of Christmas!


On the first day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Second day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Third day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Three Elvis records,
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Four Secret rooms,
Three Elvis records,
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Five Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches!
Four Secret rooms,
Three Elvis records,
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Six blond extendos,
Five Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches!
Four Secret rooms,
Three Elvis records,
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Seven Evil Vampires,
Six blond extendos,
Five Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches!
Four Secret rooms,
Three Elvis records,
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Eight rainbow ski caps,
Seven Evil Vampires,
Six blond extendos,
Five Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches!
Four Secret rooms,
Three Elvis records,
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Nine Chicken-Fried Steaks
Eight rainbow ski caps,
Seven Evil Vampires,
Six blond extendos,
Five Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches!
Four Secret rooms,
Three Elvis records,
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Ten Stick-on Sparklies,
Nine Chicken-Fried Steaks,
Eight rainbow ski caps,
Seven Evil Vampires,
Six blond extendos,
Five Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches!
Four Secret rooms,
Three Elvis records,
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Eleven Scary Movies,
Ten Stick-on Sparklies,
Nine Chicken-Fried Steaks,
Eight rainbow ski caps,
Seven Evil Vampires,
Six blond extendos,
Five Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches!
Four Secret rooms,
Three Elvis records,
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Elvis gave to me
Twelve Sister Marys,
Eleven Scary Movies,
Ten Stick-on Sparklies,
Nine Chicken-Fried Steaks,
Eight rainbow ski caps,
Seven Evil Vampires,
Six blond extendos,
Five Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches!
Four Secret rooms,
Three Elvis records,
Blue Contact lenses,
and Lil’ Elvis and Lisa Marie!
Ho Ho Ho!


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