Biography: Kielle

• Procrastination: Kielle can put off matters ranging from trivial to world-threatening at the drop of a hat in favor of her own pet projects, ie. CFAN.
  
• Spontaneous Organic Memory-Cache Purge: Kielle can also forget anything in the known universe, a rogue ability which can only be controlled via the use of extensive notes on her computer and the occasional prolonged session of banging her head against a convenient wall.
  
• Proofreading: You write it, Kielle WILL find an error in it...she can't help it...
  
• Matter Ingestion: Kielle has what is commonly known as a "cast iron stomach." She has been known to consume vast quantities of sunflower seeds (shell and all), Chile Picante Cornnuts, ultra-tough beef jerky, frozen lemon wedges, raw fish, smoked oysters, sour-cream clam dip, rocky-road root beer floats, and entire jars of Star pickled onions. Sometimes all within the same evening.

Weaknesses: If deprived of AOL, Kielle goes into what is known to medical science as "a massive sulk fit." Kielle is FAR too kind to newbies and fangirls. Kielle cannot be woken up before noon unless the person trying is willing to risk losing a few fingers. And Kielle occasionally goes into dark wallows of zilch self-esteem and needs to have some sense shaken back into her by her husband.

Talents: Trained by S.H.I.E.L.D. and Professor Xavier...yeah right, who am I kidding? ;) Kielle has a basic community college education, plus extensive knowledge of roleplaying systems, comic books, MST3K, Magic cards (well, at least the first few classic sets), British sci fi/humor, and fanfics. Kielle can draw...a bit. Kielle is a skilled hunter of female action figures and can identify any song written by Jim Steinman, no matter who's singing it, within a verse and a chorus. Kielle can also suck her upper lip up against her nose and cross her eyes at the same time, but has steadfastly refused to demonstrate this mind-boggling ability since college. So don't ask.

Contacts: At some point Kielle has "spoken" to or done a favor for just about every author and archivist on ACFF/CFAN (or so it seems!), and could probably pull in some major favors if she was unscrupulous enough to do so. Mwah hah hah.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

Kielle has mid-back-length chestnut-brown hair (meaning "it's reddish or blondish when it feels like it") which was once down past her butt and now usually a) smells like strawberry & vanilla and b) is in serious need of a trim. Kielle also has blue eyes behind glasses and could stand to use a few pounds, but that's Kielle's fault because she's a ruddy computer potato. Kielle wants to live in Australia but is never going to do so because she'd miss her friends too much.

NOTE: Again, the real Kielle wishes to state that the opposite image is NOT meant to be her. The character Kielle, meanwhile, wishes to state that she usually doesn't look QUITE so cute and fluffy, and is going to USE that sword if so-called "artist" doesn't get off of her lazy duff and draw a more accurate portrait.

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ROLEPLAYING NOTES

Roleplaying...?! I LIVE THIS!!!

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HISTORY

Kielle was born in 1972 and was reading by age four. (Previous to that, she was reciting her favorite books by heart, which really freaked out her grandfather at one point.) She spent a number of years in school as That Pathetic Bookworm, went to Australia for two years, then came back and survived high school only because she pulled together a sci-fi roleplaying club which served as a haven for all of Ocean View High's geeks and losers and budding anarchists. All of whom she loved very much. :) She then half-heartedly dealt with college and worked her tail off for the Western Sun (a college newspaper), where she met the man she wound up marrying. She then served two years at Interplay Productions as a writer/proofreader and established CFAN in late 1996 as a whim which quickly grew into an infamous obsession.

Besides writing Marvel fanfics, Kielle has penned tales focusing on the main characters in several local roleplaying campaigns (including Marvel, Star Trek, Palladium, and Wild Cards), been involved in several round-robins, and toyed with any number of unfinished original ideas. Kielle can't decide which is more fun to write: parodies or melodrama. Kielle is currently trying to whip something publishable into shape. More information on Kielle, including links to her other fanfics, can be found on her webpage.

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FOOTNOTES

* = Hey, let's face it: even if you can scream and bite and kick and scratch
with the best of 'em, those stat tables ARE skewed towards superheroes...
** = Honestly. Professional hypnotists have tried to put Kielle under -- and failed.

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The above profile was written and HTMLed by Kielle, who's
starting to feel like Caliban after all this hokey third person stuff. :)

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