The Evidence

The Purpose of Cows

What are cows and why are they here? What purpose do they serve on Earth?
Cows are here on earth because they were brought by aliens. Their only purpose is to destroy the Human race by winning the hearts of the people. After they have infiltrated the hearts of the people, they will release bioengineered viruses into the atmosphere to kill humans, then the Cow Liberation Army will kill the rest of the humans.

EVIDENCE

I have evidence to support this claim. Read on.

• Cows often gather in groups- While in these groups, cows can plan their next move. I have videotape evidence of this, but I cannot post it because of copyright restrictions and size.
• Milk- In my studies, I have found milk to be an addictive and mind controlling substance. All those 'Got Milk?' signs have been posted by people being controlled by milk, or at least ingenious cows furthering their plans for world domination. The supposed affects of milk on the human body are also made up.
• India- In India, cows have worked their way into the political and religious systems, and are now considered sacred. Older cows roam freely and are publicly fed by common people. This provides a perfect opportunity to make plans. When the cow revolt starts, it will start in India.
• Cats- Cats drink milk, and are generally accepted as 'Cute' and 'Friendly'. This, though subconscious, automatically equates them with cows, which produce milk. This is how cows subconsciously work in the minds of people so that they accept cows on the same level of cats.
• Cow Liberation Army- The Cow Liberation Army is the army of cows that will first free all captive cows ( dairy farmers, watch your backs ), and then kill the rest of the people not killed by their viruses. The CLA has underground bases around the world, and has amassed forces for over 30 years.
• Cowpox- This was the cows first attempt at bioengineer viruses to kill humans . The cows made a mistake, though, and the virus became a cure for Smallpox.
• Mad Cow Disease- In the early 1990s, a disease called Mad Cow was discovered. Scientists quickly eradicated the disease (the cows had made another mistake, and the cows were adversely affected), but the cows had left their mark. This was the second attempt by the cows to try to kill humans using modern methods. Unfortunately, the governments of the affected regions decided to not disclose the Cows' plans to the public. The Cows will most defiantly try again, and next time no one will be safe.

• Major Coworps- The cows have taken over Major corporations. This was done in a move to gain money to fund their ultra secret biochemical research labs and CLA Bases.
  • Chick-fil-A
  • Gateway Computers
  • Farm Cowops of America

WHAT CAN BE DONE TO STOP THIS THREAT

• Eat Cow Meat- Eating lots of cow meat can seriously reduce the Cow population and thereby reduce the effectiveness of the cow's plans.
• Drink other kinds of milk- Goats milk and soy milk are some alternatives. By not drinking milk from cows, you will reduce their effect upon you.
• Use items made from cowhide- It helps kill cows, and dead cows don't Moo, so there's no adverse effect on you.
• Drive Cows Insane- Here's How
• Cow Tipping- Cow Tipping

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